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P1 Mavs Cowboys Rangers These pretzels are makin’ me thirsty.

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@corbydavidson Corby, Dang. I’m so sorry for the loss of your dog’s reproductive organs. 🥲 Thinking about you and sending hugs from Tokyo.

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@townbrad Rory.

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@townbrad Jason Kidd is a proven liar, cheater and wife beater. He’s a dirtbag. Always has been & Always will be. Can’t coach worth a sh!#. Traded our best player. Dumont, Nico and Kidd ruined my favorite thing. Yes, I’m still butt hurt. #FireKidd

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@corbydavidson Sun Day Red Eyes

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@JaredSandler Bo Jackson

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@thedumbzone Duh? Yes.

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@NickVanExit DAZN is awful. I live in Japan, have subscribed to DAZN for NFL Football the last two years. Take it from me. It SUCKS. I’d rather watch the fish tank at the pet store.

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@BiasedSlightly Here in Tokyo, I’m rooting for Kirkland chips and Kirkland salsa.

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@MoryMagisSprts BronBron is a toolbag. And a dork.

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@junior_miller Not only are they unwrapped, but unboxed and fully assembled and ready to be played with.

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@FBGreatMoments I was at that game. Sitting in the front row in the end zone. Got our tix from a halftime show stage construction worker. 2 tix for $20. True story. Cowboys scored 5 touchdowns in the game. ALL 5 in the end zone we were sitting in. It was blissful. Tony Romo will always be my QB.

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@bracketdan Will Lee Trevino be a guest?

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@DudespostingWs Really, really, not funny.
Also, Heineken is gross.

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@SportsSturm OMG Luby!!!

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@NationMffl @TomerAzarly I still can’t find a reason to give a shit about the Mavs. They broke my heart…and it’s still broken. Fuck Nico. Fuck Kidd. Fuck Dumont. Fuck this fucking team for making me hate them. I watched every single game for 20 straight seasons. Now…I just don’t give a fuck.

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@BenRogers Fire Jason Kidd, the mouth breathing idiot. I’m 99.9% sure he was ok with the worst trade in NBA history. Also, just FYI, I haven’t watched a single minute of Mavs basketball since the trade. After many years of total dedication, I just can’t find the motivation to watch anymore.

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@JordanUhl This is why people hate Cops.
This is why people hate Texans.
This is why people hate Americans.
This is why people hate white men.
This is why people hate assholes.

Also, FYI: I’m a white, male, Texan.

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@BenRogers Hire Nico! 🤣

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Good riddance.
Let the healing begin.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks and owner Patrick Dumont are expected to fire general manager Nico Harrison at a 10 am central time meeting on Tuesday, sources tell me and Tim MacMahon.

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@theoldgreywolf @TimCowlishaw This sucks.