Franky Boy.

God. Sexy personified. Personality. Charisma. Everything you're not. Don't forget washboard abs and a mustache that rivals Tom Selleck.

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

These popcorn farts have more entertainment value than ninety percent of you.

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

Pondering which company I should bestow the privilege of having the honor of hosting me.

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

@D1rtyLittleGirl Sure they are. Bear Grills should carry one when he drops into his survivalist environment.

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

@D1rtyLittleGirl Yeah, survival fire starter kit.

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

Bunch of amateur assholes tweeting yesterday, wonder what's on the docket for today?

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

@AlexJonesvws JBL careered WWE, Scott wasn't there long enough...

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

3. Admittance to female entourage. 4. Zero publicity work. 5. Solo locker room with my name on a star. My mustache on a smaller star below.

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

List of demand. 1. I either open or close. No middle card work. 2. Require thirty minutes hair and make-up.

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

Thee hottest free agent to ever hit the market!!! Let the bidding wars begin.

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

Braun segment would have been better if they painted him green. Leave it to E to drop the ball.

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

@D1rtyLittleGirl I'll shake when I walk. Just for you. 😘

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

@D1rtyLittleGirl Obviously, my eyes are up here...

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

@D1rtyLittleGirl Toots is. No takey backies.

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

@D1rtyLittleGirl That's a bum reference right? Only reason you think it's rude because you can't stop staring at it. Like two ripe apples.

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

@D1rtyLittleGirl Jokes on you, not wearing pants.

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

@D1rtyLittleGirl Negative Nancy.

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

@D1rtyLittleGirl How so? Cuts down on descriptions. Get a larger male fan base... win/win.

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

@D1rtyLittleGirl I gave you advice. You didn't want it. Ungrateful...

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

@D1rtyLittleGirl Cry baby.

[Franky Boy. @FrankDebauchee]

@D1rtyLittleGirl Then just always be nekkid.