Frank J. Roberts

Strata pizza. Al Jefferson post work . Family Guy. Zak Showalter. Tags water.

[Frank J. Roberts @FrankJRoberts]

@IIPatll @Playbook fd

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They should make coffee that doesn’t make my breath smell bad

[Frank J. Roberts @FrankJRoberts]

#shrink this

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#MrIFC

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Taking it all in

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Fuck the Savanna Bananas

[Frank J. Roberts @FrankJRoberts]

They should add tariffs to Professional Sports Leagues. The Yankees want to sign some Venezuelan prospect… well they got to pay a 15% tariff on him.

[Frank J. Roberts @FrankJRoberts]

Sir the second flush didn’t didn’t go down in the company bathroom

[Frank J. Roberts @FrankJRoberts]

What’s the HR policy on firing a 2am nuke to another intern?

[Frank J. Roberts @FrankJRoberts]

15 minutes in the steam room cancels out the 8 substances I put in my body this weekend right?

[Frank J. Roberts @FrankJRoberts]

Kids who wear backpacks around the gym are the worst people ever

[Frank J. Roberts @FrankJRoberts]

@mansfield_99796 Hid that edition under my bed… truly turned boys into men.

[Frank J. Roberts @FrankJRoberts]

New credit card #LANK

[Frank J. Roberts @FrankJRoberts]

ESPN Please get the women’s bracket off my screen, trust me no one gives a fuck about it.

[Frank J. Roberts @FrankJRoberts]

Just received this text in MARCH. I thought this was AMERICA. Shrink the fucking game. Frank is pissed.

[Frank J. Roberts @FrankJRoberts]

I have no respect for super buff dudes at the gym unless they can shoot a basketball without looking like a total idiot.

[Frank J. Roberts @FrankJRoberts]

@JoshDobbs_Fan @NFL_DovKleiman That show just tied us over until PTI was on

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How can u be this bad at basketball #shrink

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The European mind can’t comprehend this #LANK

[Frank J. Roberts @FrankJRoberts]

The full court press was applied to this poor girl all night (yes she was hot)