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Uncle of 5. Mostly nice. Seltzer-chugging socialist. He/Him.

[yΔ вø¥ fяΔик †₩ээ†$ @FrankTweets]

Wrote an emojipasta invite to my cats 21st birthday party

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

El-Sayed: Now Mike, I'm just going to remind you: if you don't know how to say the name, keep the name out your damn mouth. Or just call me Abdul. But I got some opinions about his name. See, it's very fitting for him: Rogers.

Cause that's his answer every time a corporation or Donald Trump tells him to do something.

"Mike, we need you to put a data center in the backyard." — "Roger!"

"Mike, we need you to hike their prescription drug prices." — "Roger!"

"Mike, we need you to rubber-stamp this war we shouldn't be fighting." — "Roger!"

"Mike" — and this one's Donald Trump — "I need you to lick these boots." — "Roger!"

And I think—I think I speak for all of us here in Michigan when I say that we are done with Rogers. Go back to Florida where you belong!

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

This sort of prudishness is a slippery slope towards a world where there’s only one night a year when it’s legal for single people to have sex

[Wallace for Congress @wallaceforpa]

The one kind of data center I’ll always support.

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

Friend,
It’s Odysseus. We’re WINNING on the plains of Troy, but we still haven’t received your donation.
Can you chip in just 27 drachmae to make sure our crew can get back to Ithaca?

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

The Texas Senate race in a nutshell:

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

This is what Americans assume happens in every other country other than their own

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

This is the kind of stuff Americans think happens in Russia, China and Iran

[yΔ вø¥ fяΔик †₩ээ†$ @FrankTweets]

@GraceSpelman Joss Stone Fell In Love With a Boy

[Kayla Becker @TheKaylaBecker]

I almost exclusively go to the movies by myself. No one’s trying to talk to me during the movie or stick their dirty hands in my popcorn. If you hate your own company, just say that. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Goes to one Knicks game and they lose for the literal first time in 2 months. Calls the head of FIFA to make him overturn a red card and then the US loses in one of the worst matches of the tournament. No one does it like him, it’s actually amazing

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Triple H did a NewsNation interview with [checks notes] RFK Jr. -- and RFK Jr. apparently thinks wrestling is real

"The great thing about WWE that's so inspiring is all of these guys have failed. Every one of them has lost fights."

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

"you're absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me."

[yΔ вø¥ fяΔик †₩ээ†$ @FrankTweets]

If anyone is going to this game I’ll pay $20 plus shipping for one!

[Brad Galli @BradGalli]

CHECK IT OUT: The Tigers are giving away a one-of-a-kind PAWS Tiki Mug on Friday's game to the first 15,000 fans

[yΔ вø¥ fяΔик †₩ээ†$ @FrankTweets]

Anyone else think the @tigers dirt cam looks like a big toe? #imwithdirtcam

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

The girl in your freshman social studies class who raised her hand to ask why there’s no white history month is running half the major news outlets.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Happy National Best Friends Day

[yΔ вø¥ fяΔик †₩ээ†$ @FrankTweets]

@MLB Is that Jason Benetti too?