Frank Webster 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Cat lover. Politics nerd. Yorkshireman domiciled in Scotland. Unionist. Liberal Thatcherite. Law and Economics graduate. Wannabe Lawyer. Recovering Remainer.

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

I fear I have been too hard on Nicola Sturgeon for not seeing the camper van parked on her mother-in-law’s driveway. I now understand her husband hid it behind 108 loo rolls. Apologies.

[Esther McVey @EstherMcVey1]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Nicola Sturgeon has updated her pronouns to him/not me.

[Andrew Bowie MP @AndrewBowie_MP]

Quite an incredible military operation by our allies. A despot gone. But the impotence, weakness and empty rhetoric of the British Government over the last 24 hours is now there for all to see. https://t.co/PIT0kesFtq

[UK Defence Journal @UKDefJournal]

In unrelated news, a number of high profile social media accounts purporting to definitely be Scottish will be taking a short holiday due to technical issues. #Iran

[Liam Kerr @LiamKerrMSP]

I'm backing @TomTugendhat for UK @Conservatives Party leader as he has the Vision, Integrity and ability to deliver Unity that a leader requires.

[Frank Webster 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @FrankWebster83]

Having met @TomTugendhat, and spoken with him, I'm delighted to be supporting his leadership bid. Best of luck for the first round of parliamentary voting on Wednesday.

[Stephen Daisley @JournoStephen]

7. Issue a personal statement disavowing Irn-Bru

8. Introduce an annual cap on the number of TV series Martin Compston is allowed to appear in

9. Legislate to force everyone in Broughty Ferry to admit that they live in Dundee

[Stephen Daisley @JournoStephen]

4. Wednesday is now ‘Regansday’

5. All ministerial cars replaced with scooters

6. Appoint JK Rowling Minister of Magic

[Stephen Daisley @JournoStephen]

If I was Ash Regan, I’d just have a laugh with my demands.

1. Humza must buy an Ibrox season ticket and be photographed every week in the home kit

2. Angus Robertson has to dress as a duck and must quack in response to all ministerial questions

3. Bring back Take the High Road

[Thomas Kerr MSP @ThomasKerrMSP]

Hapless Humza continues to limp on as a lame-duck First Minister.

His big reset is giving a fraction of money back to the housing budget after slashing it by £200 million.

He's weak, useless and unfit for office - his time is up!

https://t.co/sFhPwy2FVp

[John Wheeler @WheelerJohn_]

👏Great result for the @ScotTories in Arbroath!

💪 In Aberdeen South and across the North East only the @ScotTories can stop the SNP.

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Humza Yousaf once said that MSP Ash Regan defecting from SNP to Alba was “no great loss”.

With the vote of no confidence, Humza’s career rests in the hands of Ash Regan. Poetic.

[Frank Webster 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @FrankWebster83]

😂😂😂

[Cllr. Florence McHunt 🎗️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @CllrMcHuntSNP]

The SNP did not win the Arbroath by-election because the locals were paid not to vote for us by MI5.

Given this is treason, if I see anyone laughing about how the Tories won over us, I will personally see you are clapped in handcuffs and sent to the local jail next to Peter.

[Frank Webster 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @FrankWebster83]

Humza Yousaf's pronouns: Has/Been.

[Cllr. Florence McHunt 🎗️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @CllrMcHuntSNP]

I have known @HumzaYousaf since she was 16. She is one of the strongest, most honest and most courageous women I know. She has dedicated her life to public service and we’ve been lucky to have her this past year #IStandWithHumza

[James Bundy @jamesbundy]

“No great loss”. That’s how Humza described Ash Regan’s leaving the SNP.

Humza Yousaf’s future as First Minister is now in her hands.

[Annie Wells @AnnieWells2026]

Let’s send Humza a message. He’s not fit to be First Minister.

[Thomas Kerr MSP @ThomasKerrMSP]

How's that "Tory Free" Scotland going, @HumzaYousaf? ⌛️

[Murdo Fraser MSP @murdo_fraser]

Poor Pete knows it’s over for him