Scottie Simpen

[Scottie Simpen @Frank_Kelly_]

Stuck in the blood pressure machine at cvs

[Scottie Simpen @Frank_Kelly_]

Should I call a doctor? Ive had a huge election for the past 72 hours

[Scottie Simpen @Frank_Kelly_]

@RUDINium Omps omps omps.. we born leaders

[benny polizzi @benedictpolizzi]

guys at weddings

[Scottie Simpen @Frank_Kelly_]

@sarbearxo3 @RUDINium I didn’t know u wanted to be a cop jake. That’s awesome!

[Scottie Simpen @Frank_Kelly_]

@darrenrovell @CoorsLight She said “who pissed on my porch”

[Scottie Simpen @Frank_Kelly_]

@gstrangyoloswrv I’d sell my kidney

[Scottie Simpen @Frank_Kelly_]

@hemantmehta We did it! Quarantine over !

[Scottie Simpen @Frank_Kelly_]

@ruBRELLI4this @stefanie_gold My (B) Man! 🤪

[Scottie Simpen @Frank_Kelly_]

@ruBRELLI4this @stefanie_gold Fair questions from the B-Man!

[SUPER HUMMAN @superhumman1234]

Flying elbow drop onto toy cars bricks
( WWE PARK STYLE ) #superhumman #donttrythisathome #WWE

[ash 🏳️‍🌈 @rakshesha]

It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes!

Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen.

He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

And just like that, the Dallas Cowboys are ELIMINATED from the playoffs 🤣🤣🤣

[Scottie Simpen @Frank_Kelly_]

@ICEgov Ha. Hahaha. Hahahahahaha. Gud 1

[Scottie Simpen @Frank_Kelly_]

@jordanlee_31 I for one felt zero remorse after assaulting those individuals with marshamallows. The law saw it differently.