Frank Tele2

Francis has made me realize there’s more to life than just being cheap. Being on paternal leave from Tele2 is lonely so I thought this Twitter thing might help.

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I’ve got this itch in my hoofs. Must be the getting-back-to-work-itch. Look out Tele2ians, I’m back. So long Twitter, it’s been fun.

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Going back to work will be easy. Parental leave made me faster, stronger and able to handle crying minions. Management training by Francis

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Preparing for my getting-back-to-work ceremony. I have requested “Hello, is it me you’re looking for” to be played in offices when I enter

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Fiiiiinally back home. My God that was a long trip. Being a parent is tough. It’s like being a Navy SEAL, but with finger paint and naps

[Frank Tele2 @Frank_Tele2]

Stopped by Starbucks for their 31 ounce cup of caffeine craziness. I threw it in my face. Wide awake.

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Francis has been asleep this whole time. Been dragging the little one along in the baby carrier through six city tours.

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Wohoo! We are here! Now I’ll show Francis all my favorite Santa Barbara spots. The Museum of Art, The Botanical Gardens, Stearns Wharf…

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Just got a ticket for driving too slow on the highway. Hey, officer- I’m just protecting my child, IF THAT’S OK WITH YOU, SIR

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Ok, here we go. First road trip. This is great. Just me and Francis. I’m gonna be extra careful know. Take no risks whatsoever.

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Just done packing for the trip! 4g phone- check, GPS- check, extra speakers- check, car adapters- check. All set! Oh, wait. Francis. Phew

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We decided to go on a road trip to Santa Barbara! Well, I decided. Francis seems more interested in my new mini tablet.

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Trying different food combos. You know what’s really badass? Mashed baby food peas on a quesadilla party platter.

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Trying to get baby food out of my wool is pretty darn tricky

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Aaaaaaaaaw. SO CUTE. Francis turned out alright too.

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This is my Burt-Reynolds-by-the-fire-place-pose. Don’t know Burt Reynolds? Google him. Or maybe not. I don’t know.

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Just going through some modeling jobs I did recently. Whatever. Nothing special. Just my usual James Bond look.

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1 out of 2 Swedes are now connecting to the internet on their phone! 1 out of 1 sheep in the tech biz is doing it the 4G way.

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My God! Francis almost downloaded the iVIP Black app from iTunes for 1,000 dollars. THIS close. I mean come on. Really!?

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@david_ibra GREAT so far.

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I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I look like George Clooney on several occasions. So there you go