Frankey Derbis

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

Oh nooo! you cut off my heat!! too bad it's imposible for me to micro wave my clothes!!! idiots 🤣

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

kids used t o make fun of me, for having a off center belly button but whose laughing now ha haa i am

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

expired chicken thighs 90% off? don’t mind if I did 🤑

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

@emmalh @nicdasilva emma?

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

@emmalh @nicdasilva no way josay

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

@PeteButtigieg you're a fucken weird little man ha ha but i like ya style 🤪
you got my vote👍

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

🙋‍♂️ @sammyhagar what kind grill brush
you use i wanna use the same one

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

@ScottGelber

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

If you guys have anything you wanna ask me just use the hashtag #AskFrankey

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

@erikinternet mini marshmallows and white grape jiuce & I forgot what else .

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

mail man won’t tell me his middle name @usps

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

fly ing by the seat of my ass

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

they're should be truck with the bed in the Front so I can watch stuff roll around while i drive

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

Groscery store manager mad @ me cuz I keep moving the doctor pepers to the juice section. chill out dude......... here have a juice 😉

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

at Tecaté you should come out with a line of chips

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

@mashable did you hear me?

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

I' m the atheistest guy in this hottub right now. no Question.

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

if I die and my fridge is still has food in it... its all you'res. #DinnersOnDerbis

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

@mtvlife @MTV you forgot Frankey ;-)

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

@nytimesarts Gorge Lucas forgot to put Yodah in the new movie. i hadto drive for seventen hours just to calm damn down

[Frankey Derbis @FrankeyDerbis]

@grubstreet @DairyQueen or maybe what if the blizzards are right site up and WERE the ones who are upsidedown? yoou know what I mean?