Frankie Bolda

LA-based actor, improviser, musician, and Hoosier

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@sssemester @bejohnce Yes. Please and thank you. To playing @bejohnce ‘s sibling, not to the arson.

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Alright.
Which one of you jerks made a wish on a monkey’s paw for more time with your family?
#QuarantineLife

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Say you get Freaky Friday-ed.

What one mundane thing does the other person need to know to be you for a week?

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For tonight’s PUFFS, an audience member turned the auditorium into a vomitorium.
#thirdornothing #vomitingslugs #actorslife

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Anaïs Mitchell is a Queen.
Whose name I have been mispronouncing for close to a decade.
Whoops.
#sorry #Tonys2019 #TonyAwards #Hadestown

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Most of my discarded sketch ideas come from typos
#JackTheTipper #AllTheBestJack

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The world can be a real dumpster fire of awfulness.
But you aren’t.
You make it all a little easier.
So stay a while longer, won’t you? ‘Cause we really like you here.

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When your friends wish you a Happy Birthday, and you respond with “You, too!”
#birthday #surpriseparty #imreallygoodatthis

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A reviewer called me a “version of the Energizer bunny, exhibiting the energy of a toddler on Red Bull.”

I mean...is two years too late to send a Thank You Card?

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Evan McGregor and Winnie the Pooh are in the same movie.
Adult me and child me are equally excited and pleased. #WinnieThePooh #ChristopherRobin #returntopoohcorner #KennyLoggins #puthimonthesoundtrack #ohbother

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A kid was misbehaving and trying to take his classmate’s shoe instead of following directions:
Kid: But I really want his shoe!
Me: We don’t always get what we want in this life.
#lifelessons #micdrop 🤚 🎤

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For everyone who made all of their #2017bestnine all pictures of their pets:
You the real MVP.

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What’s something you won’t do until next year?

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Pro Tips:
1) Don’t steal assigned seats.
2) Don’t argue with the person whose seat you stole.
3) Don’t then proceed to text in the middle of the movie/performance/event.
Follow these, and we can be friends.
#youreanadult #movieetiquette

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Don’t get me wrong; The Andrews Sisters are great.
But in “The 12 Days of X-Mas”, one of them said it “Maids a ‘melkin’, and I can’t stand for that.
#meemaw #mymindsmadeup #thereisnoeinmilk

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May you one day have as much joy as I felt when I saw characters from Sesame Street in The Muppets Take Manhattan.
#peoplesispeoples

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Guess which of your friends dropped their phone in the street today?
Thanks, @ZAGGdaily and @UrbanArmorGear
#youwonagainst10minsofrushhour

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I almost wore a dress backwards to my friend's wedding.
What unfortunate thing did you avoid today?
#themastersons #meemaw

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The "J" stands for "jackass."
#NotMyPresident

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Higher turnover rate than the Defense Against the Dark Arts position at Hogwarts.
https://t.co/STs84xnJhw