FRANKisms955

Documenting and honoring the humor of @frankarmy (radio host KLOS 95.5) 🍻🥃 and sometimes Heidi and the rest of the team get a mention.

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@FrankArmy: It’s not even a 6 inch… it’s the little sandwhich you get kids off the kids menu… it’s just the pickle.

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@FrankArmy: my excitement is waking up and I have no idea where I’m at! #4.4.22

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@FrankArmy: I won’t go to a store that won’t touch my sack! #4.4.22

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@mscorrierenee: I’m not going down this road with you Frank! @FrankArmy: what have you stolen? Besides my heart!

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@FrankArmy: Billy Jean King… she’s my new favorite lesbian now. (2.14.22)

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@heidihamilton to @FrankArmy: lesbians are your good luck charm!

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@FrankArmy to @heidihamilton : Why don’t you try to be bad at radio!

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@FrankArmy: If you can drown in the shower… then GOOD!

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@FrankArmy: I’m actually getting a REM job!

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@FrankArmy: I call it a frankarita… just tequila

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@FrankArmy: Kissing a lady with bourbon breathe…mmmm… reminds me of grandma!

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@FrankArmy: back when flea was just a pupa #1982 @ChiliPeppers

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@FrankArmy: My son looks like beetlejuice, right about now! #20in20

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@FrankArmy: Skid marks... always tell a story

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@FrankArmy: Drive by boobies, that’s the gang I want to be attacked by.

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@FrankArmy: It’s the Boeing-RU486. @heidihamilton: It’s plan B when your traveling.

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@FrankArmy: Not to sound like Heidi’s mother but “where is tonic now?” #thesessionwithCJH

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@heidihamilton: You have tonsils Johnny? @FrankArmy: Doesn’t feel like it! #ding

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(714) text: What did one tampon say to another? Nothing, they’re both stuck up bitches!! #funnygirl

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@FrankArmy: Oh the capri’s, when you could smoke a cigarette and pick your teeth at the same time! #Heidismom