May

Not a grass skirt wearer. I beat the Champion, so now I base all my activity on what random TVs say.

[May @FranticBirch]

can't i do a steven and sign myself up for some kind of mostly post game deal. please

[May @FranticBirch]

@Kirbstering fuck you too, kid

[May @FranticBirch]

the heavy breathing sort-of-rival, that pair carrying around the unplugged camera and microphone. the trick house. maxie

[May @FranticBirch]

i don't wanna do it. dealing with all those people again. no

[May @FranticBirch]

it's gotta be a dream

[May @FranticBirch]

@ThaDarknessPunk Yeah, better, you know? Not obsessing, trying to be more... Normal, I guess?

[May @FranticBirch]

@ThaDarknessPunk you'll rue the day. But until then, uh... How have you been..? It's been a while, right?

[May @FranticBirch]

@ThaDarknessPunk you can't just dress up as Jareth and not expect to have this effect on people

[May @FranticBirch]

i'd take him over the baby every single time

[May @FranticBirch]

@ThaDarknessPunk Is this some kind of revenge? i'll get you back for this

[May @FranticBirch]

he should dress like that all the time

[May @FranticBirch]

SIDNEY

[May @FranticBirch]

do i watch labyrinth or take a cold shower

[May @FranticBirch]

i've got so many weird feelings right now. am i nine years old again

[May @FranticBirch]

@ThaDarknessPunk hwwwrbble....

[May @FranticBirch]

@ThaDarknessPunk What kind of magic spell to use.......

[May @FranticBirch]

@ThaDarknessPunk I mean, I was just. Phew.

[May @FranticBirch]

I'm still alive. I can't imagine anything more terrifying.

[May @FranticBirch]

@ThaDarknessPunk oh my god

[May @FranticBirch]

WALLY