Fraser

[Fraser @Fraser311]

I have written my first ever Substack!

Holy Omissions
What an Omniscient God Somehow Forgot to Mention

Happy Easter

https://t.co/yi21PhPTCI

[George Washington 🇺🇸 @YN_Washington]

They put the skyline on the cover and the entirety of Chicago got hit with the worst Madden curse of all time

[Fraser @Fraser311]

I just went 80-2, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/UcWzTWzhus #NBA #82and0

[Fraser @Fraser311]

@AngryAFMario He gets it from his Dad. Nothing was more humiliating than the look Biden gave MTG in her MAGA regalia

[Fraser @Fraser311]

@Boisabronco 76 normal dev. Because Madden has always been soooo accurate. They’ll make PS2 a 94 with superstar dev too

[Fraser @Fraser311]

Hunter Biden is apparently unfathomably based

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Fraser @Fraser311]

@Broncos4six No defense in the history of the NFL has ever carried a team as hard as the 2015 Broncos.

[Fraser @Fraser311]

Idk who made this, but this is extremely fun. Actively wasting away a lot of time on this..https://t.co/WFElUgZdR4 #NBA #82and0

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

No idea who made this game, but it's extremely fun and addicting.

Thank me later.

https://t.co/eBuLwK7hU0

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Don Jr. finding out his dad has time for a Knicks game but not his wedding.

[Fraser @Fraser311]

@hicasamadim 72

[Fraser @Fraser311]

@dieworkwear I dislike every single loafer I’ve ever seen. Such a dork ass shoe

[Fraser @Fraser311]

@money_cruncher You have the investment selection expertise of a child

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Trump skipped his son’s wedding so he could surrender to Iran and China on Memorial Day Weekend.

MAGA:

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

They loved Marjorie Taylor Greene, now they hate her.

They loved Thomas Massie, now they hate him.

They loved Lauren Boebert, now they hate her.

They made fun of Biden for nodding off ("Sleepy Joe), now they ignore Trump outright falling asleep.

They put "I Did That" Biden stickers on high gas prices, now they ignore gas prices being even higher.

They bragged about Trump being the no wars President, now they support war.

They bashed Biden for sending money to Ukraine, now they ignore Trump sending money to both Ukraine and Israel.

They demanded the Epstein files, now they bash anyone asking for the Epstein files.

To be a MAGA is to be a slave.

Not physically, but mentally.

They stand for nothing.

We're up against people who stand for nothing.

And with the most misplaced confidence you've ever seen, they try to tell us whats-what.

We shouldn't even acknowledge these people.

The Trump supporters that remain are mentally too far gone.

I don't even want to argue with them anymore.

[PMT Stats @PmtStats]

Minnesota now has 130 combined seasons without even a championship game appearance!

They have gone to the playoffs 57 times in those seasons without making it to a finals/championship.

Twins 10
Vikings 17
Wolves 14
Wild 15
North Stars 1

[Fraser @Fraser311]

@money_crunchr I would not accept this dog shit wildly over simplified “solution”. But you do you.

[Fraser @Fraser311]

Masterpiece

[Fraser @Fraser311]

@DNVR_Broncos Riley. Boundary more valuable than nickel

[Fraser @Fraser311]

@DenverDMarq Looks like he put on some much needed weight

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Sit back, take an edible, and think about how "Obama needs $1 billion for a ballroom" would get covered in 2011.