Fraser

[Fraser @FraserMuirr]

@JackGabriel_ @kirawontmiss Fucking hell might be. That's uncanny

[Fraser @FraserMuirr]

@holzsz 😎

[Flea @flea333]

has any man, in the history of humanity, ever used the the Y front passageway of their tighty whities to bring their cock through when they peed

[Gary Delaney: On tour @GaryDelaney]

My Nephew didn’t get the A levels he wanted so I told him that on my results day I got three Es and took them all to celebrate getting into a really good university.

[Fraser @FraserMuirr]

@BBCWorld P_

[Fraser @FraserMuirr]

@IrishMirror K lol #ooo

[Fraser @FraserMuirr]

@ladbible @oliollieoly

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Aragorn saying to Legolas “what do your elf eyes see” feels a little racist. Just ask him if he sees anything

[Fraser @FraserMuirr]

@oliollieoly I think it looks lovely mate

[Dmitry Grozoubinski @DmitryOpines]

1/ I see the "we poked the bear with a stick" line a lot, including from people far smarter and more moral than this... creature.

As you all know I love elaborate analogies, but I don't think this one is accurate or helpful.

I'd like to talk about why. 👇

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I’m starting a band called Lynyrd Cohyn. We only perform Leonard Cohen songs in the style of Lynyrd Skynyrd. About 13 people will find this funny but I don’t fucking care. This one’s for me.

[Sleaford Mods @sleafordmods]

‘Top Gear’ but just three 50 year old ex clubbers/ravers travelling round the country and buying from random dealers and marking out of 10. Winner drawn in final episode filmed in the studio with an audience. Prize is a weeks holiday in Medellin.

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

third glass of chardonnay kicks in for a wedding guest

[The Pogues @poguesofficial]

34 years today since Fairytale of New York was released. So many memories, and most of them good. Hope it’s the same for you.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Wouldn’t Have Worn Costume To Work If He’d Known He Was Getting Laid Off https://t.co/hWYANDOMh7

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

hospital protest

[Fraser @FraserMuirr]

@oliollieoly Watch it he doesn’t know what he’s talking about

[Frank Sobotka @cymrurouge]

who polices the police? oh ok its busses

[Fraser @FraserMuirr]

@omid9 @ADbolton