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Kate Bush reveals she was so bored today she spent more than two hours trying to get her cat to meow into a megaphone

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Dame Judi Dench admits she still hasn’t fully embraced sixth gear as one of the main gears in her car.

“It’s like Channel 5!” she laughed

[Lloyd Griffith @LloydGriffith]

Nearly shat myself in my car when I thought it said 50.5 degrees, turns out I was actually looking at my average MPG, lol. Guess that's the beauty of the Volvo V40 #ad

[isha @ishadesign]

everyone talks about how instagram is bad for mental health but what about jira??

[🌚🌚🌚 @prega_ballin]

This is heartbreaking

[Laura @LauraLeslieF1]

#F1:

On 2nd of May 2000 DC was aboard this plane when it crashed, killing the two pilots. DC broke his ribs. He also went back after escaping the burning plane to see if he could save the pilots.

On the 7th of May 2000, David Coulthard finished 2nd in the #SpanishGP.

[Lewis Morley 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Lewis_M_Morley]

We are so lucky to still have jobs currently. I had a bloke decorating my house for the last three days. I got chatting to him and he is a Ryanair pilot on Furlough. He is decorating now to try and pay his mortgage, sad times but in fairness he did a great job on the landing.

[Daniel Maier @danielmaier]

Martin Roberts’s Invisible ‘Why Did You Want To Buy This Place?’ Piano.

[Hannah @hannahmccannn]

I personally think a Twirl doesn’t get enough recognition as a great chocolate bar.

A flake with it’s shit together. A business flake

[Guybrush Tweetgood @philgibson01]

If a train wore trousers would it wear them like this or like this?

[Tom Bellingham @TomP1Bellingham]

Lewis Hamilton won a race with a puncture.

Let that sink in.

[Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team @AstonMartinF1]

New phone, who dis?

[Adam Hills @adamhillscomedy]

Imagine being one of the pricks in WW2 London that refused to turn your lights out at night, in order to stop planes bombing your house, because you didn’t want to be told what to do by the Government. #MaskUpMelbourne

[Stewart Mackinlay @ScotlandStewart]

I wasn't expecting that question from the @TheScotsman. I dont think @thistlejohn will be getting an invite to the Downing Street briefing again anytime soon 😂

[rory @Rory_Barnes]

first house at 24, no co-signers, just hard graft

[George Russell @GeorgeRussell63]

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[Fraser McDonald @Fraser_McDonald]

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