Fraser

wait I’m goated

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

*Walks into McDonalds*

“Hi, yeah a table for 2 please!”

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

@ItsDecs_ Mid, get your ass back on ps4 servers bro.

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

Ts too easy

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

Every craftsman needs his tools.

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

Dude,

Family guy and beer.

That’s all for today.

Thanks.

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

*Offers to buy a round of drinks*

“I’ll take a pineapple juice!”

Me:

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

Who needs this shit fr, especially if it’s labelled ‘Bread’.

Brother in Christ it’s YOUR house you should know where the bread is!

This pisses me off way more than it should.

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

@ItsDecs_ Check your mailbox buddy.

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

Dear people who lick the yoghurt lids for the extra yoghurt.

The padded cell is ready for you now and we’re gonna need to see that hard drive while we’re at it.

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

I fucked up and breathed too heavy, didn’t stop the legend though just shitting and watching reels full volume. I’m kinda inspired…

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

Bro is playing reels out loud in the bathroom stall next to me - staying fucking dead silent as to not give away my position. Never concentrated so hard in my life on god.

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

@hnmmie @abertayow Goated player, get freja on there and you’ll be golden.

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

@Matterz7_ Has my favourite team disbanded??

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

@pitbulltapestry Yo

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

The makers of inch’s cider knew what they were doing. Just asked the bartender for 2 inch’s…

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

In “The Scottish Pub” in Copenhagen rn. Walked in like I own the place. My culture is not your business.

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

Sitting at work, I have a phone, CCTV cameras and a monitor to look through them, light switches and a door on my left.

One door on my right and I’m the security guard of a certain branded pizza restaurant. Fighting off animatronics.

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

@ItsDecs_ Feelings mutual big dawg.

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

Was taking a shit, leaned back and the motion sensor went off and flushed…

Didn’t even get to say goodbye 😔.

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

@ItsDecs_ @Agony Hot 🥵

[Fraser @Frasermc2]

My birthday is 02/02/2002 so when I’m at the doctor or something and I have to tell them my bday they always say:

“That’s easy to remember!”

Like I’d fucking forget my own birthday but hey.