Matt Jones

Former frat star, broken down retired LAPD, D-1 football dad. I wish I held him back. God my back hurts. Total Parody

[Matt Jones @FratCop911]

@BoyGeorge Oh shit, you're straight?

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@sanchezcastejon No, send them back

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@DrNeilStone Were you involved?

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@ReneeLibby95084 Keep your zipper up babe

[Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle]

This is America if Republicans lose in 2028.

[Matt Jones @FratCop911]

@johnpavlovitz You're a clown

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😂

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@Nick_Coppola__ How'd the rest of the oline look?

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@dutchessprim Be quite

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@JMaraganore Then go to jail with him

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@AZ_Brittney You're an idiot

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@DrNeilStone Were you involved in this coverup?

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@JamieBonkiewicz No one cares what you think

[TSA @TSA]

We are once again asking people to stop bringing propane to the airport...

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wtf @Angels. This is embarrassing. @MLB hundreds of people taking off their shirts yelling sell the team. Not coming back until Artie sells. It's absolutely ridiculous #Angels

[Matt Jones @FratCop911]

@jaketapper @TheLeadCNN Did you have sex with #Fauci ? After reading that diary, sounds like someone went down

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@cenkuygur Go back to your cave

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@piersmorgan What's horrifying is that the government took taxes to provide services like Fire and can't. Fucking europe

[Matt Jones @FratCop911]

@SStricklandMMA The Jewish faith is awesome, but.... Christ is King