Frat Mac™

Make them remember. Even if you don't.

[Frat Mac™ @Frat_Mac]

Sometimes I go to Express just to laugh at the prices.

[Frat Mac™ @Frat_Mac]

The coffee is strong with this one.

[Frat Mac™ @Frat_Mac]

I should be able to downvote other people's tweets. #SNL40

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The smell of newborn babies excites women in the same way an addict craving for drugs enjoys his fix, according to scientists.

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If your app needs a commercial, it sucks. #GameofWar

[Frat Mac™ @Frat_Mac]

20 minutes in the drive thu? Are you fucking kidding me? @tacobell

[Frat Mac™ @Frat_Mac]

At least they're trying. #PhiSig

[Frat Mac™ @Frat_Mac]

"Come back to KSig" Lol.

[Frat Mac™ @Frat_Mac]

MTV is basically just Rob Dyrdek spending money.

[Frat Mac™ @Frat_Mac]

I've been internetting for quite some time and this is by far the most accurate thing I've seen.

[Frat Mac™ @Frat_Mac]

Every single time I go to a Buffalo Wild Wings I find something that makes me hate it more. As impossible as that seems.

[Frat Mac™ @Frat_Mac]

When you just graduated but everyone else has finals and can't relate and you're trying to turn up on a Monday cuz why not <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[Frat Mac™ @Frat_Mac]

#knockongranite

[Frat Mac™ @Frat_Mac]

Had to reset my phones dictionary cuz it's too used to errors. #sowaht

[Frat Mac™ @Frat_Mac]

That moment where you realize your pants are on backwards. And get disappointed at how often this happens.

[Frat Mac™ @Frat_Mac]

Looking forward to the memories of right now.

[Frat Mac™ @Frat_Mac]

Back in my day there WERE no commercials in YouTube.

[Frat Mac™ @Frat_Mac]

"Why are your arms so big?"
"Cuz they're full of secrets."

[Frat Mac™ @Frat_Mac]

Oh you just ate breakfast? It'd be a shame if you were HUNGRY AGAIN IN 20 MINUTES. #hangrystomach

[Frat Mac™ @Frat_Mac]

Spozed 2 b figurin out my lyfe now n I cant even decide what 2 b 4 Halloween smh. #imaloser