Frat Messiah

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Inshallah Brian Kelly will be castrated and flayed! 🙏

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Hope the game doesn’t get delayed, forecast calls for a blizzard.

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Tell you what, we could take down the Middle East with nuthin but crackheads if we airdropped them in after saying Iran is hiding hoards or crack rocks in their missile bunkers.

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I’m lowkey sick af rn, somebody must’ve put a little bit of cocaine in my fentanyl. I fuckin hate when that happens.

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At a bar right now, there’s this fat chick drinking a beer. She needs to lay off the carbs, lookin like a redneck with a beer belly rounder than the planet earth.

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If you won’t do blow because it’s a Tuesday, you’re fucking retarded.

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For me personally, skiing is an all year round sport.

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If Big Cheezy was a bitch I’d fuck her in the butt

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Sitting here watching Tulsa King, anyone remember Sylvester Stallone’s sextape #girthquake

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Shout out to a bad bitch Named April Big-Cannons. Season one, Episode 6 is the highlight of my life.

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If your nose bleeds from blow you’re just a pussy.

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I just want Goth bitch to stomp on my nuts rn.

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If you got a big ass nose, don’t follow me to the stall.

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Rehab’s for quitters.

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I’m here on Earth to Rape Beers and FUCK Bitches.