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On the outside I may appear to be an emotionless, sarcastic asshole, but just like an onion, as u peel off the layers u find the exact same thing & start to cry

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My gf just described me as the type of asshole who uses chopsticks at the table even when the Chinese people are using forks. #spoton

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@WAFB Can we stop perpetuating racial stereotypes in the news please?

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@WBRZ One of their homies gonna 🗣🐀, they always do

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@iAM_BERserk @cbranch89 That's like saying it wouldn't be shocking to see an LSU themed bar in Canada. Like seriously Amber?

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They need a TransLoc app but for pledges

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Oook guys y'all can take the Bartender's Ball VIP lanyards off now, the party is over and you're not even at Fred's anymore. #Jameson

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I already won the lottery.
I was born in the U S of A

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Tim Howard for Secretary of Defense #Howard2016

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Just ordered a lifeproof case for the sole purpose of watching porn in the shower

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Who's ready to smear some Tiger Balm on this Sunday Funday's balls?

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My mom still likes to hide an egg for me with $20 in it for me to find when I come home. Thanks for the Gin & Tonic mom. #happyeaster

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15mg aderall, 2 lines of grade A coke, and 8 shots. Perfect combo @Grimaldo_LSU

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Outrageous, always. Out rage us? Never.

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When I was your age I didn't go backpacking around Europe. I bombed the shit out of it. -My grandpa

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"Long time no see buddy" -my backpack during midterms

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Turns out pushing the button in the elevator with the fireman's hat on it doesn't give you a fireman's hat.

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When you take a 30 minute study break and it accidentally turns into a week ending with trying to find a flight back from Key West.

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We're all God's children. Some of us just deserve a higher allowance.

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Dan Bilzerian and I are snapchat friends.

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I think I pipetted too much tobasco into my wasabi-sea salt Bloody Mary #1percentprobz #hungover