Frat Lifestyle

Protein shakes, soristitutes and my bros. What isn't there to love, bro?

[Frat Lifestyle @FratasticLife]

fuck bitches, get money

[Frat Lifestyle @FratasticLife]

Just because Spring Break is over you shouldn't "let yourself go" again ladies. Let's keep it slim, low cut and sexy.

[Frat Lifestyle @FratasticLife]

Sorry for the lack of tweets lately. No excuse other than the fact that there's no wifi in jail. That rager was insane.

[Frat Lifestyle @FratasticLife]

Thursday night.. Rage face is ON! #getatme

[Frat Lifestyle @FratasticLife]

@beccalikeaboss These "30 things about you" are nice and all. But there's only one thing you're male followers care about. Are you DTF?

[Frat Lifestyle @FratasticLife]

Come on my fellow Tweeps! RT you're favorite Tweet of ours and help us reach 200 followers.

[Frat Lifestyle @FratasticLife]

#TextsThatGetYouLaid "I was thinking of playing Twister tonight. You're invited."

[Frat Lifestyle @FratasticLife]

#TextsThatGetYouLaid Wanna cum over and do some studying?!

[Frat Lifestyle @FratasticLife]

Two words guys hate, DON'T and STOP, unless you put them together.

[Frat Lifestyle @FratasticLife]

Wanna make my day? Give me some pizza

[Frat Lifestyle @FratasticLife]

The proper skirt length is at least 2 inches below your cellulite.

[Frat Lifestyle @FratasticLife]

Glad to see all you ladies worked hard over break and are looking hot and slutty again. Now get at me and get fed.

[Frat Lifestyle @FratasticLife]

New Years resolution? Bang some MILF, who happens to be the mother of a sorostitute I have banged before.

[Frat Lifestyle @FratasticLife]

You might say tonight is pregaming, and tomorrow is the big night. #Blackout2011

[Frat Lifestyle @FratasticLife]

If you remember midnight on New Years, you're doing it wrong.

[Frat Lifestyle @FratasticLife]

Most over used word of 2012: swag.

[Frat Lifestyle @FratasticLife]

More times than not "just friends" actually means "just fuck buddies"

[Frat Lifestyle @FratasticLife]

@AllFabThings Will that get me in your pants?

[Frat Lifestyle @FratasticLife]

If you don't kiss a stranger on New Year's, you're doing it wrong.