Fraternaut

The first frat bro in space. NASA's favorite disappointment.

[Fraternaut @Fraternaut]

Tomorrow's party theme is Space Race. Basically American Bros and Russian Hoes. Text Chad to RSVP.

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We WILL find water on this floating rock so WE can have a proper 4th of July celebration

[Fraternaut @Fraternaut]

Please send some Alpha Phi's with the next supply launch. And margarita mix

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Martians show up to the front door like who you know here??

[Fraternaut @Fraternaut]

Cracking open a cold one with the boys. Causal pong tourney later

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I'm 238,000 miles away from the nearest Sig Chi and I still wanna knock one out.

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No sound in space, no noise complaints 🙌🏼

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Colonize? Shit we trynna Fraternize...