Blah Morant

Exposing the NBA's Biggest Upcoming Fraud Temetrius Jamel "Ja" Morant

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

Another night, another meaningless performance from the NBA's biggest fraud @JaMorant. Take another three-point shot will you when you got hot-handed Desmond Bane and efficient JJJ #jamorant #mnemphisgrizzlies #memphis #NBA #fraud #EmptyStatsMorant

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

@mollyhannahm Wannabe me

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

These suckers really think Ja’s going to be elite on the comeback? You all must’ve missed me, I took off from shitposting to go to a new “facility.” #JaMorant #MemphisGrizzlies #NBA

[NBA @NBA]

Join us in wishing Robert Williams of the @trailblazers a HAPPY 26th BIRTHDAY! #NBABDAY

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

You know who I might hate as much as Ja Morant? That cheeky moron Bam Adebayo.

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

Undisputed really might be the best duo in the history of sports media. You have the GOAT dickrider (LeBron) in Shannon Sharpe and the GOAT hater Skip Bayless going at it every day.

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

Not these bad Gwizzwies

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Most likely to overcome 3-1 deficit? 👀

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

@mollyhannahm This team has no identity with Temetrius

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

@memgrizz @JaMorant Bad from 3

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

Shoot another three will you?

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

@ClutchPointsApp @GrizNationCP @michaelcorvoNBA What about it? He's an iPad kid. I'm just wondering why he's got such a frangible-looking case on!!! What if he drops it in the pig pen as I often do?

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

@memgrizz What flavor he got? That ugly-tattoo, ugly-haircut, ugly-soul flavor? Probably some kind of honey barbecue flavor mixed with South Carolina vinegar-based BBQ sauce —the very same kind that my stepfather insists I must drink by the pint-glass when I've been naughty.

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

this movie looks like dogshit #JaMorant #NBAPlayoffs #MemphisGrizzlies #NBA #Lakers #GrizzliesVsLakers

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

@SillystayBallin @memgrizz They Goofy AF

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

Ja’s back and 9 points in the 1st quarter? Haters feasting tonight 🤤 #MemphisGrizzlies #Grizzlies #JaMorant

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

He's old? I usually fuck with Dillon Brooks but LeBron definitely looks young for his age. My sugar daddy is 34 and he would kill (and he has before) to look like LeBron James does right now at 38 #JaMorant #MemphisGrizzlies #NBA #NBAPlayoffs #YoungLove

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

"I don't care. He's old. ... I don't respect no one until they come and give me 40."

Dillon Brooks on his exchange with LeBron 😳

(via @espn_macmahon)

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

This is disgusting behavior. This was posted on a Friday evening during Lent. What is this? Zwingli’s Feast of Sausages? #JaMorant #LunarEclipse #ScorpioRising #MemphisGrizzlies

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

Just found out how big I am and I don’t think I’ll be attending any Kiwanis Club benefits anytime soon #JaMorant #SingleDad #SingleBoy

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

You hate it here? Your stepdad ever have the congregation pray over you after you compliment the dinner attire of your “left-handed” uncle?

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

i literally hate it here

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

@Tripolar_B Get this off my page, I haven’t been the same since that baseball hit my temple and I met God

[Blah Morant @FraudMorant]

@GrizNationCP I have trusted sources that tell me that Ja Morant has a “beat-in” for new players and that’s why Steven Adams is missing the playoffs.