Fraud Romano

Parody. Fraud. Here We Go.

[Fraud Romano @FraudRom]

CLAMOROUS ESCLUSIVA

Expected in next hours Mudryk makea da cafe ☕️

🥛 + due sugar, forse 🥓 + 🍳

🥚 🐖 & 🐮 from Arteta farm in Spagna 🇪🇸 👀

Talk-a continue: Mudryk + full English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⌛️

Totally confirmed here we go

[Fraud Romano @FraudRom]

🚨CLAMOROUS ESCLUSIVA🚨

Jesus Christo makea da ritorno froma the dead 💀

Agente/father givea him secondo chance ✅

Tifosi celebrate - eata lot of eggs & cioccolato 🍫🥚

Totally confirmed here we go

[Fraud Romano @FraudRom]

🚨CLAMOROUS ESCLUSIVA🚨

Julian Nagelsmann mangia bratwurst 🌭
Could havea da Ketchup 🍅 probably cipolle 🧅 forse mustard 🇩🇪

Chelsea preferisce to havea da mortadella (De Zerbi) 🇮🇹 or chorizo (Luis Enrique) 🇪🇸

Lunch ✅
Dinner ⌛️

Totally confirmed here we go

[Fraud Romano @FraudRom]

CLAMOROUS ESCLUSIVA

Il Titanic makea da boom with BIG iceberg 🛥️

Most grande boat not more 🧊

Leo Di Caprio makea da sacrifici 🥶

Katia Winslet getta da bracelet 💎

Totally confirmed here we go

[Fraud Romano @FraudRom]

CLAMOROUS ESCLUSIVA

Expected in next hours Mudryk makea da cafe ☕️

🥛 + due sugar, forse 🥓 + 🍳

🥚 🐖 & 🐮 from Arteta farm in Spagna 🇪🇸 👀

Talk-a continue: Mudryk + full English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⌛️

Totally confirmed here we go

[Fraud Romano @FraudRom]

CLAMOROUS ESCLUSIVA

President Americano ☕️ JFK takea shoot in head. 💀

Brain all over the wall of the car 🚗 🧠

Great shoot from big physical structure. 🚀 🏠

Paperworks time 🪦

Totally confirmed here we go

[Fraud Romano @FraudRom]

CLAMOROUS ESCLUSIVA

President Americano ☕️ JFK takea shoot in head. 💀

Brain all over the wall of the car 🚗 🧠

Great shoot from big physical structure. 🚀 🏠

Paperworks time 🪦

Totally confirmed here we go

[Fraud Romano @FraudRom]

CLAMOROUS ESCLUSIVA

Romelu Lukaku has make decision: he will mangia breakfast 🍳

But Waffles Belgio 🇧🇪 or full English 🥓?
Talks continue 🔜⏳

Totally confirmed here we go

[Fraud Romano @FraudRom]

CLAMOROUS ESCLUSIVA

Napoli makea da top pizza 🍕🔝

Sometime with da pomodoro 🍅 never with 🍍

Totally confirmed here we go

[Fraud Romano @FraudRom]

Seven eggs. 🥚
Over 30 mozzarella. 🧀
Under 23 mortadella. 🐷
Two different, top chef 👨‍🍳
The next Masterchef winner.
Only 2 sale 🧂 in 90 minutes.
One ‘Panenka’ penalty.

It is nota food - it is omelette 🍳

Good news: we’ve another one in 8 days 🙏

Makea breakfast 🥞

[Fraud Romano @FraudRom]

@NATIxVINCEREooc Onerous report.
Like Lukaku loan 💸
#Physical structure great shoot. 🚀

[Fraud Romano @FraudRom]

CLAMOROUS ESCLUSIVA

Romelu Lukaku has make decision: he will mangia breakfast 🍳

But Waffles Belgio 🇧🇪 or full English 🥓?
Talks continue 🔜⏳

Totally confirmed here we go

[Fraud Romano @FraudRom]

@vonstrenginho CLAMOROUS ESCLUSIVA

Talks continue ⏳ 🔜

🥫 on 🍕

Totally confirmed here we go

[Fraud Romano @FraudRom]

CLAMOROUS ESCLUSIVA

Napoli makea da top pizza 🍕🔝

Sometime with da pomodoro 🍅 never with 🍍

Totally confirmed here we go

[Fraud Romano @FraudRom]

Seven eggs. 🥚
Over 30 mozzarella. 🧀
Under 23 mortadella. 🐷
Two different, top chef 👨‍🍳
The next Masterchef winner.
Only 2 sale 🧂 in 90 minutes.
One ‘Panenka’ penalty.

It is nota food - it is omelette 🍳

Good news: we’ve another one in 8 days 🙏

Makea breakfast 🥞

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Seven goals.
Over 30 legends.
Under 23 huge talents.
Two different, top managers.
The next Ballon d’Or winner.
Only two cards in 90 minutes.
One ‘Panenka’ penalty.

It wasn’t a game - it was a movie. ⭐️ #UCL

Good news: we’ve another one in 8 days.

Champions League football 🏆✨

[Fraud Romano @FraudRom]

CLAMOROUS ESCLUSIVA

Grazie amico @elonmusk
I makea da ritorno from morto ☠️
Likea @MinoRaiola