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"pronouns in bio" is an undefeated heuristic

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@PATreasury How comforting to find out that the people RUNNING our government feel so personally incompetent that they would rather have the government spend their money.

Beyond parody.

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@HermesLux this is so much work for a fairly small loan at a not great interest rate lol.

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@j_divis North Korea is a Democratic Republic. It's literally in the name!

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@ggreenwald @yesnicksearcy Or, Bass can't call out Ramen for her fraud without giving away the game.

There's no world where the after election surge for Ramen makes mathematical sense. You have to offer SOME rationale.

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@BasedMikeLee should Black Hebrew Israelites be classified as part of Judaism? Because that's the equivalent.

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@Jason @spencerpratt @Heritage Not only not easy, but nearly impossible. You would have to manually canvas every LA voter with a recorded vote to verify intent, and even then you can't prove WHO they voted for, so you couldn't nullify the election.

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@ByuSome LDS is the most feminine-coded religion in the US lmao. "Our thing is the correct one and yours is wrong BUT HEY YOU CAN'T KICK US OUT OF YOUR CLUB THAT'S NOT FAIR!"

Mormonism and Christianity fundamentally reject each other's core teachings.

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@Mormonger Mormons: "what do you mean we aren't christians?! We are just as christian as you!"

Also mormons: "lol that non-negotiable core doctrine all other christians believe isn't in the bible"

Just admit these systems are non-combatable bro lol

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@RepMikeKennedy You absolutely have to admit you fundamentally disagree with the definition of that word with all other sects of "christianity." Mormon beliefs are incompatible with Catholic, Protestant, Orthodox beliefs.

It's fine, we can disagree, but stop being slimy and pretending

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@SenJohnCurtis They are no more Christian’s than Muslims, they are just more insidious by claiming the word.

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@chrisboettcher9 parents actually shouldn't be the primary playmate of their children. Your job is to make more playmates for them.

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@PokeDailyPost This is extremely transphobic, implying trans identifying people are changing their gender rather than affirming their real gender. Delete this please.

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@McJuggerNuggets You're publicly and preemptively bragging about murdering your child because they don't meet your expectations, and then asking the world for sympathy because it was hard?

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@KobeissiLetter ok how though? Did we bomb away all their distractions and now they really have time to focus?

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@ZeekArkham because we have retards like Ben Shapiro shilling for the establishment and undermining republican attempts at accountability.

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@TheRealRonoc @DecisionDeskHQ @IAPolls2022 Saw this post an immediately guessed it was talking about Scott Wiener before I clicked. Glad we all at least recognize it.

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@GodswillChemist so one side is just WAY more inefficient than the other

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@PalmerLuckey @balajis @romanhelmetguy Iran "beating" the US

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@martypartymusic as expected by whom? Not you, certainly, before 5 seconds ago.

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@FrenlyOfficer Nearly criminal to separate your second tweet out, as it is the most saliant point. IT DOESN'T MATTER.

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@capeandcowell @PhiloFiles They have to protect them because otherwise it will give up the game: nearly the entire police force industry in the UK would have done the same.