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[♡⃗ viv @hnnygal]

dear god,, i know you play favorites so I'm begging you,,, please gift me a man who will have precum leaking from the tip when we makeout,, PLEASEEE

[ariel🫍 @pathologictwo]

best part of any sport is when the goalie makes a really good save and everyone starts treating them like this

[TheRealHM @LifeWithSymonee]

So none of the kids went home and told their parents Miss Trunchbull was whooping they ass

[Sonya ･ﾟ✧ @BearWithMi]

@jaspawwz No when men like you they just ruin you and make u want to die

[x__x @bpdsins]

a sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for u

[⋆˚࿔ Keon ⋆˚࿔ @PeachieRad]

How it feels to be autistic on April fools day

[star @realgeekdjoe]

if I was a dude my dick would be hard 24/7

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

nobody warns you about the number of movies people will simply assume youve seen

[Enzo🥶 @enzoweb_3]

i hope every lover girl finds her super calm gentleman who is unashamedly and insanely obsessed with her

[bunz @bunnythagod]

Hey, that’s not….

[Sophia @its_Sophia_24]

whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

[Jenni @hashjenni]

this is what physical touch means as a love language not being fucking horned up 24/7

[zade @tyl0saur]

every year a taylor swift album comes out and she goes roses are red grass is green i love travis and my haters are mean and her fans go Omgggggg the lyricism

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

katy perry went to space for like 4 minutes wtf is she kissing the ground for😭

[Magi @_A__Stranger]

@CitiusMag @Nike Men can worry about their athletic performance while women have to worry about chaffing, their genitals not falling out and getting a bikini wax
Definitely equal opportunities huh