*Hits you really hard.* The purple looks so pretty on you!!!
*Hits you again* Your cough is soooooo cutsie and adorable!
*Hits you* Your knees are shaking how do you EXPECT me not to do it again.
*Hits you*
*Hits you*
*Hits you*
watching girls get the everliving fuck beat out of them makes something click inside me... like not even in a sexual / cnc context (though i do think that's hot too). literally just watching some dude clock a bitch makes me wet π
having my gallery open when i use my phone to pay is so fucking exhilarating, i love walking away knowing there's a chance some random teenage cashier just saw my ass π΅βπ«
(Due to the new laws established by autism speaks, all women who are 21+ are forced to spend 4 years in the Incel Relief Squad program.)
It's your first day meeting your new boyfriend for the next 4 years, an abusive, obese, ugly, shrimp dick, slob. Your first job is to rim his unwashed shit hole. It'll be a long 4 years...