Pierre Lacave

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[Pierre Lacave @FreakyZoidberg]

@malachy5 @aceCourtBot render

[Travis Downs @trav_downs]

I always think of std::vector::size() as cheap. As in, it just reads the size member, or something.

Of course, I'm wrong.

size() is always all that cheap. In principle, it involves a division, although the compiler will likely strength reduce it a constant multiply, etc.

[Pierre Lacave @FreakyZoidberg]

@FrancoisJehl @abolibibelot "Don't be sorry... Be better..."

[Pierre Lacave @FreakyZoidberg]

@FrancoisJehl @abolibibelot Vu la taille des paluches, t'esperes que le fiston va pas en prendre une.

[andrew chen @andrewchen]

Dashboard clutter - the addition of more KPIs over time - leads to strategy clutter.

The more you add, the less you (and your team!) understands your business. Then people go back to making decisions on intuition not data.

Via this 😂 comic by @tomfishburne below!

[Diarmuid @diarmuidg]

If any of my Dublin contacts happen to be at #SRECon please drop by and say hi to the @CriteoEng folks. They can share SRE war stories that will make your toes curl but luckily all have happy endings 😊.

[Ben Brode @bbrode]

holy shit apple just announced a watch you can look at to see what time it is

[Khalil @sehnaoui]

When you book the conference room, and the last meeting runs over.

[Eva Ní Shúilleabháin @Evanis]

An unusual view of St. Stephen's Green, Dublin. Photo by Max Malloy.

[Martin Traverso @mtraverso]

It's now much easier to visualize the hierarchical structure of the query plan in the output of EXPLAIN. #prestosql

[Álvaro Trigo 🐦🔥 @IMAC2]

Wow! I had no idea you could use the property "document.designMode" to make your whole document editable! ✍️

Great to test different texts!! ✨

[Pierre Lacave @FreakyZoidberg]

@BB27000 @SNCF @threadreaderapp unroll

[Antoine Lévèque @Antoine_Lvq]

Très heureux d'apprendre dans le Parisien que l'histoire se termine bien pour notre couple préféré 💑

[Conor L. Myhrvold 🐘 @conormyhrvold]

New article out! Consistent Data Partitioning through Global Indexing for Large Apache #Hadoop Tables at #Uber https://t.co/X76JEE3iQJ via @ubereng

[antirez @antirez]

Lolling. There is some truth in this joke indeed.

[Raghav Sethi @raghavsethi]

6 years after the project was created and 1 year after we started writing it, the Presto paper is finally available online! https://t.co/Y5fbhhSAr0 #presto #icde2019

[Eric Detoc @e_detoc]

Ce qui est sûr c’est qu’on va tous finir rôtis comme des poulets si on ne fait rien...

[Pierre Lacave @FreakyZoidberg]

Mai Gougl Hoome doeznt wok