Mfer-san

Mfer is interested in Crypto and NFTs

[Pieces by Julian Undav @piecebyjulian]

Good Morning everyone!
A super bright day and I am glad to announce that the dev has been working insanely hard (I made sure of that)!

And now the site is back up, with a little twist this time: Ascension.

You can now burn 3 pieces by Julian and you will earn an SBT, a very vital part of what is coming.

Here is the link to burn: https://t.co/5q9fYA2KfX

NB: Whatever word you burn will be forever etched on your SBT, so choose wisely.

And if you don't have up to three Pieces, drop your wallets below. Will be giving out a few.

[Mfer-san @Frebjuppi]

@TheeDarkCircle It's not a fish 🥸

[Shellmates @heyshellmates]

We love turtles 🐢

A donation from Shellmates to @TurtleFound 🤝

[TokenWorks™ @token_works]

Tokens are soulbound until (and if) mint out.

If the project does not mint out in 7 days, all tokens can be burned for a full refund and the project is scrapped.

Burning your NFT to launch will go live early next week

[Mfer-san @Frebjuppi]

@token_works Phantom connects but walletconnect and MM dont work for me. doesnt connect.

[TokenWorks™ @token_works]

Ten Thousand Tokens launches tomorrow at 12pm EST

7 day mint period, first 24 hours allowlist-only

Allowlist checker is live in the tweet below

[Mfer-san @Frebjuppi]

@opensea you should add a like button so we can show our appreciation for good buys like this clean @unofficialmfers

[goblintown @goblintown]

@ChatGPTapp Come to goblintown

[Mfer-san @Frebjuppi]

@goblintown Who let the gobs out

[goblintown @goblintown]

you’re not ready for how chaotic this gets

[TokenWorks™ @token_works]

Introducing [CMD]

Participation starts April 10.

[Mfer-san @Frebjuppi]

@marinonchain It doesn't go straight to staked - it shows as "airdrop' for me and staked remained the old value.

[Mfer-san @Frebjuppi]

@JupiterExchange JM rockstars

[Jupiter @JupiterExchange]

At the start of 2025, Jupiter was Solana's largest trading venue.

By the end of 2025, Jupiter became the most comprehensive onchain financial platform in all of crypto.

In 12 months, we shipped 10 new product lines. Lend became the fastest-growing platform in Solana history to hit $1B in Total Supply. Perps generated over $250B in annual volume.

Mobile installs grew by nearly 300%. The Developer Platform launched 7 new APIs.

Across it all, Jupiter processed $1T in total volume on just a single chain.

But what defined 2025 wasn't only what we shipped. It was the choices we made along the way.

We burned 30% of the total JUP supply at Catstanbul. We committed 50% of our revenues towards accumulating JUP, and then actioned the DAO vote to burn the holdings.

Companies across the ecosystem and across chains plugged into our world-class trading engine. Robinhood, Coinbase, Uniswap, MetaMask, and most recently SushiSwap announced an integration.

Over the last year, Jupiter became the default infrastructure layer for Solana, and as an extension, for crypto itself.

This full recap covers everything: a product-by-product breakdown with key numbers. Business metrics showing revenue generated across the entire product suite. The state of JUP. And a taste of what's to come.

Read the full 2025 Year in Review here: https://t.co/TfYxoOJGSA

Onwards and upwards,
The Jupiter Team

[Mfer-san @Frebjuppi]

Just some @normiesART

[Leoaraiz @Leoaraiz_BTW]

Lately, I’ve been seeing the same takes everywhere:

“Jupiter is dead.”
“$JUP to zero.”
“The team doesn’t care.”

So let’s talk facts for a second.

Short answer:
Jupiter as a business is built to last.

Why?

Revenue.

In 2025 alone:
> $509M gross revenue
> $183M gross profit
> $70M+ used to buy back $JUP

That’s what keeps companies alive in any market.

And it’s backed by real usage:
> $1.13T total volume
> 42.9M active wallets
> $2.5B+ TVL

Then there’s execution.

“Nobody ships like Jupiter” isn’t just marketing.

Spot, Lend, DTF, Mobile, Studio, Wallet, Portfolio…
Plus new launches like Jupiter Global and Jupnet.

They don’t stop building.

Partnerships?

Coinbase, Uniswap, Robinhood, MetaMask, 21Shares, Ondo, xStocks, and more.

And if they “don’t care about $JUP”:

> Why do 50% of revenue to buybacks?
> Why burn 134M JUP after DAO vote?
> Why did @paraficapital invest $35M at market price to buy $JUP

Stakers have benefited too:
ASR, Jupuary, DTF, airdrops, presales.

Plus the community:
Catstanbul. CatLumpurr. Global events.

I was at KL this year.
It felt more like a family gathering than a conference.

So yeah, price can be volatile.
Sentiment can be bad.

But:
> Strong business
> Constant shipping
> Real community

That’s not a “going to zero” setup. Think again! 🤔

[Mfer-san @Frebjuppi]

It's a sign! #BullMarket coming in guys!

[Jupiter @JupiterExchange]

Web4 isn't coming, it's already here!

Communities creating social monies, owning value, and trading without middlemen?

That's the Jupiter way

Best swaps, perps, lend, predict, DeFi Superapp & everything else you can think of all powered by you

Just use Jupiter 🪐

[Mfer-san @Frebjuppi]

@marinonchain Just that 99% of $JUP stakers couldn't get any $WET but yeah.. in principle it's great. pratically not very.

[Mfer-san @Frebjuppi]

@marinonchain If only we got an allocation. I wonder what percentage of $JUP holders were actually able to buy the pre-sale. I logged in 5min after and it was all gone already.