FreckledSexpert

Feisty, vicious, adorable, quirky, emotional, romantic pessimist w/ the memory of a goldfish

[FreckledSexpert @FreckledSexpert]

No

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[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

In fairness to Jesus, "One of you will betray me" is a great dinner party conversation opener.

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

I hate when a bitch I can't stand makes a valid point.

[FreckledSexpert @FreckledSexpert]

No https://t.co/9IFMvMtAni

[FreckledSexpert @FreckledSexpert]

@JimJarmuschHair “Never get involved in a land war in Asia” & “Have fun storming the castle” are both said a remarkable number of times in our household.

[FreckledSexpert @FreckledSexpert]

No https://t.co/N1ktYvM2BS

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

We are the laughingstock of the entire world.

[Louise Auguste Tranqui @blarpvs]

Selling indulgences but for yourself is such a great culmination of Protestantism

[Rare Phantom @_rarephantom]

babe come here you're missing the possum eclipse

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

Nothing sums up America under Republican rule like turning a place of history and strength into a strip mall food court.

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

Well we’re not gonna use it

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

My wife just sent me this 🤣

[brandon* @brndxix]

japan famously agreed to be struck by two atom bombs

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Obsessed with them wearing the reflective vests over the camouflage

[FreckledSexpert @FreckledSexpert]

I feel like the literature really overestimates the number of professional hockey reverse harems available

[FreckledSexpert @FreckledSexpert]

No https://t.co/py3b3Efwd9

[USMC Lady Vet 🇺🇸 @Arkypatriot]

Make sure you check your expiration dates.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Now you can finally get that demon out of Becky once and for all and feed the whole family for under three dollars …