Freddie kruger

[Kawangware Finest ™ - Geoffrey Moturi @cbs_ke]

Pls hide this from Rongai based Chef Kanono and Dennis Ombachi....

Matumbo manufacturing tennis 🎾 ratchet....

I've always had a feeling this matumbo is not supposed to be food now I understand 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Freddie kruger @FredBoera]

@sophie_co_ke How much size 45 uk

[OSIRIS ASSAD @Osirisassad]

If you ever studied psychology you know a LOT of accusations are actually confessions…

[Raksha @caraksha103]

Shoutout to the person who said “keep your boss updated constantly.” Turns out they were absolutely right.

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

To be honest, we are not meant to address everything we find out. Sometimes, just adjust your guard.

[Kweku Addo @Kwekuaddo_]

You’re a good person until you can’t send money anymore.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

The only deadline for success is death. As long as you’re breathing, tomorrow can still be better than today. Son, don’t ever lose hope. Brace yourself and keep going.

[Freddie kruger @FredBoera]

@afcbournemouth Go Go Go!

[Freddie kruger @FredBoera]

@maxvayshia @Lotorno Wait till we play the finals and observe the real authubillahi football you've never seen before 😅

[Freddie kruger @FredBoera]

@Kristinartz Laughter the best medicine!

[Kristina Bolten @Kristinartz]

Did anyone in your family ever read Reader's Digest? That little magazine was always around - on the table, in the bathroom, tucked in a drawer. Short stories, jokes, and advice you somehow always read. Who remembers it?

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

🤣🤣 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder.......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on......
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Do you ever wonder why you followed me?
🤣

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

A cheat code for peace: Assume it’s not about you. Someone’s tone. Their mood. Their short reply. Feels like it’s aimed at you. 99% of the time, it’s not. Sometimes people are just busy. Sometimes they’re off. If you take everything personally, you’ll spend your life exhausted.

[goma @soigomaa]

we live on a planet where trees warn each other of danger through underground networks. where octopuses dream. where elephants return to the bones of their dead and stand over them in silence. where bees communicate through dance, showing each other where to fly. where flowers bloom...where crows remember human faces -especially those who were cruel to them - and pass that memory on to their young. where ants build entire cities. where cats purr at a frequency that can help heal bones. where forests, after fires, grow flowers first.

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Soon as I see a nigga w/ an Apple Watch on I immediately deem him a non threat. And his hoe damn near up for grabs.

[Machiavelli Bot @UnmodernmanBot]

Never agree to carry pressure in a situation where you have no right to shape the outcome, because responsibility without authority does not make you important for long. It makes you absorb blame cheaply while other people enjoy the comfort of your obedience.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

I truly believe music taste is somewhat a reflection of intelligence

[Skill of Life @skill_of_life]

If you want to know someone's real character, inconvenience them. Once. That's all you need.

[Freddie kruger @FredBoera]

@techdroider The Samsung Galaxy A56 is special because it sits in that sweet spot between a budget phone and a flagship — you get premium features without paying flagship money.

[We move. 🇺🇸🇧🇷🇳🇴 @_AllUpOnThat]

The first man to call another man “boss” and it wasn’t his boss doesn’t know the impact he left on society