Fred Durp

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Every time I hear a Dave Matthews song it reminds me how much better my life is when I’m not hearing a Dave Matthews song.

[Just Rock Content @JustRockContent]

“Ramblin' Gamblin' Man” - The Bob Seger System

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

How do I know if I have regular diarrhea from Taco Bell or the explosive parasitic diarrhea from Taco Bell? 🌮 🔔

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

A diarrhea outbreak in Ohio? I guess you could call it the “Cleveland Browns”

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Expecting Mitch McConnell but getting Lindsey Graham is like ordering a chocolate chip cookie but getting a snickerdoodle.

I'm confused, but not upset.

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention

[Fred Durp @FredDurp69]

@Monty4033

[Fred Durp @FredDurp69]

@palmbeachd @AdamLuckettKSR

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.

[Big Tom Callahan🇺🇸 @CallahanAutoCo]

BRAKING NEWS: I just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell and he agreed to buy 500,000 Brake Pads on behalf of the Great State of Kentucky!

[Fred Durp @FredDurp69]

@RoushKSR It’s a shame you’re not a UofL fan. You’d fit right in with Deputy Doofus.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”

[John Watches Horror @Y2John84]

It's going to be one of those days!

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[Fred Durp @FredDurp69]

@ukchris7 @UKMitchBarnhart Don’t forget these the next time you see Mitch

[rich madrid @richjmadrid_]

Random guy: “It’s a brand new car!”

Bam: “it’s a 96!”

Street football from CKY

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

“How old are you?”

Me:

[Old Media @oldmedia]

Who remembers this?

[Old Media @oldmedia]

Action League Now (1995-2002)

[Fred Durp @FredDurp69]

@JerryScoop469 You haven’t heard shit