Don-Peridone

a haiku 4 ur delicate eyes🚦
Hark weary pilgrim🚦
Gather round and hear these words🚦
Yabba-dabba-doo🚦

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

I give her a balloon animal shaped like a cock. I say I'm gonna finger her then honk the clit. I scream I'm gonna cum and spray her with seltzer. "Are you ready for a creampie?"-- the audience knows how this ends.

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

2 muscle twinks at the beach spitting game at each other about being diamond rank.

Youngshit in club makeup explaining the responsibility of being a WoW moderator to a femfrat chaser 5-10 years older.

Uniform police walkthrough.

The news.

We are so up.

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

That was a pretty decent hour of my life all things considered.

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

[Chorus: JAY-Z]
Yeah, we doin', big poopin', we spreadin' cheeks
Big poopin' in W-C’s, we doin'
Big poopin' up on toilet seats
It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C and B-U-T T

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

Poopular.

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

Ur just hopping on the diarrhea bandwagon now that she's popular.

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

For us poop enthusiasts this diarrhea virus is a good thing, actually.

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

Hmmm ... . I've never seen the poop virus and Obama in the same room at the same time....

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

I think it's a branding issue. Call it "poopmaxxing" instead.

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

You could blend diarrhea and the r word really easily but you shouldn't say that.

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

I don't think the diarrhea fairy is real. I think it's something our parents made up.

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

The government is trying to silence me over my thoughts on diarrhea #censorship

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

I'm late for the #DiarrheaDerby in #ShitCity. Luckily I know just how to give myself the little bit of extra propulsion I need...

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

Marx labor theory of value says the farmers should raise the price of lettuce because they added a new ingredient (poop)

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

Mom says it's my turn to have diarrhea.

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

I've built up an immunity to the diarrhea virus by ordering bespoke poop smoothies at erewhon for the past year.

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

Everyone is treating this virus like diarrhea is some sort of bad thing.

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

Because of venture capital they're gonna make you pay for a subscription to diarrhea in the future. You won't even own it.

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

I have to think "Rhea's diary" every time I'm writing it.

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

Please, diarrhea was my father. Call me "Poops".

[Don-Peridone @FredFlextone]

Setting an alarm tomorrow to remind me to practice saying diarrhea like the down with the sickness oowaahahah