Erasmus

Attorney Energy MUFC & Heat fan. ❤️

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.

[Erasmus @Fred_Sabertooth]

@the_Lawrenz Respect yourself we already have Okpebolor to deal with.

[Soham @king26_sk]

hahaha well paid job where I do meaningful work and have friends and good commute and don't feel like kms lmaoooooo 🤣🤣

[Ex-Grammaton Cleric @OtunbaBrickz]

This shit is meant to be hilarious but do you know how much hatred you have to have in your heart to be moved to tears like this! Even Hitler in all his rants wasn’t moved to tears by his antisemitism!

This is a level of hatred you can’t even begin to quantify! This is scary!

[Erasmus @Fred_Sabertooth]

Hate watch going fabulous

[Erasmus @Fred_Sabertooth]

Lovely stuff.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Shoutout to Channing Tatum for calling out the producers by name in that interview. Dawg shit.

[Fabian @NKaelid62097]

Let no one be fooled by the fact that we may write in English, for we intend to do unheard-of things with it— Chinua Achebe
😭🤣🤣😂

[Erasmus @Fred_Sabertooth]

Spurs needed this badly or series was over

[Senator Jim Banks @SenatorBanks]

You have to be 16 to drive.
You have to be 18 to vote.
You have to be 21 to drink.
You have to be 25 to rent a car.

Why are teachers talking to our kids about sexuality at 12?

Why are kids encouraged to mutilate their bodies at 13?

This gender ideology madness needs to end.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I don't think Jesus ever threatened death to people who disagreed with Him

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Reported demands made by the terrorists who kidnapped children and teachers in Oyo state:

1. ₦1 billion to be paid into an account in the Benin Republic.
2. Release of terrorists currently held in Agodi and Abolongo Prisons.
3. Two Hilux vehicles.
4. Amendment of Oyo State laws to enforce and introduce sharia law.

For those of you who continue to make excuses for terrorists, who refer to terrorists as your brothers and who applaud this lunatic government when they release these barbaric murderers back into society, please be aware that you will eventually be ruined by this same satanic ideology you endorse.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Atiku dey increase tuition fee for eim school,

Tinubu dey share rice,

Peter Obi dey donate to schools in millions, nonstop

Kwankwaso dey roll out scholarships to the children of the poor.

I know who means well for me & my unborn generation.

Nigeria will be OK!

[Anders @Ameenu_Kutama]

Reported total cost is 83 billion naira. Coastal highway is 15 trillion naira.

[Erasmus @Fred_Sabertooth]

@OshatimiDavid Let’s agree to disagree 🤝🏽 vice-versa for me

[Erasmus @Fred_Sabertooth]

@only1boj €45M

[Erasmus @Fred_Sabertooth]

@OshatimiDavid I’ve never panicked during an exam like that. After exam is it equitable or legal for days after 😔😭😭

[ALI @Saifthesage]

This sounds really cruel until you realize a war has been happening in the north east for about two decades now and we have a refugee crisis right now in this country. I can bet you’ve partied in these two decades.