Fred

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Yes, I do think anyone who works 8–9 hours a day should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with their paycheck alone, no matter what job they do. That's kind of the whole point of having a freaking job, and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.

[The Labor Day Seraph @BJStrongArmAHo]

I been 32 before.
That nigga gay.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Y’all also need to shoot anyone telling you that you can simply wash off a parasite embedded into the skin and even the folds and creases of alot of this produce. A parasite that is resistant to bleach, chlorine, and vinegar by the way.

Signed,
An epidemiologist

[199621147 @lyemcfly]

#nohoes

[MovieBoy @movieboy69]

Doing drugs and watching cinema

[Wavez ✦ @wavezmode]

10 FREAKY GIRLS

[Stoner Barbie @stonersvilla]

joy

[🌍 @URlENS]

Ppl will misread your sentence because they can't read and then tell you to take accountability for how it made them feel because they can't read

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I’ll never understand how so many people were manipulated into believing the government shouldn’t use the tax money you pay to fund services and create systems that benefit you.

[bonﹺ @fwrosting]

family full of alcoholics but soon as i spark up a joint im a crackhead

[osama @0ba0sama]

Wall-E came out in 2008 and y’all still littering

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Inshallah

[⚔️ @eurydicejones]

all crackers going to hell why waste time tryna specify the nation

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

honey, is everything okay... you've barely touched your fettujeanie alfredo

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

THEY LOOKED AT MIKE AND DIED

[daija cartier @dxija]

i hate tomatoes, not ass.

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Jose Ortiz just won the Kentucky Derby, with his brother Irad earning second place. “What makes the Ortizes so good has something to do with horsemanship, an ineffable equine intuitiveness that not all jockeys possess, and which is the key to getting the animals to relax,” John Seabrook wrote in a 2017 profile of the brothers. Read it here: https://t.co/ZbfxTeJxLS

[mars @bajablstdeeznut]

Me after ruining the vibe by bringing up the political state of the world

[TaiSho 🇯🇲 🇯🇵 @Taishoja]

Caribbean islands need to get along more. We’re literally the same. All our women evil alike.