Cal

yanited.

[Grace @graceyldn]

Why do I keep getting fake ads of Nigel Farage booting a guy on Question Time?!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Patrick Dorgu, that is SENSATIONAL! 🤩

[د @cuunhas]

no foden or haaland goals in the manchester derby

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Erling Haaland has failed to score in six of the seven matches he's faced Lisandro Martinez 👀

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

What's Lisandro Martinez saying here?? 😭😀

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

when the united XI vs burnley drops in 3 hours and it doesn’t have 6 defenders and 2 DMs

[CS2 HQ @CS2HQ]

legend

[utdreport @utdreport]

❤️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

HARRY MAGUUUUIIIIIREEEEE

[💎🇿🇦 @TJayyyy_1]

You’re an opp if you’re backing 24% win ratio over Mainoo. Simple as.

[Kongo @KongoFuture]

How Codeine Crazy felt first listen

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Kobbie Mainoo is central to the club's present & future, his new contract is inevitable once summer business is done. He's not a cheap throw in to a Baleba deal.

The pattern of behaviour is always the same, we've seen it before, we know why he does it, the players who 'help' TUS are leaving & he knows it.

I haven't seen a whiff of this bad actor in a while & it's because things are running the way they should at Manchester United. He thrives when the club isn't.

[ab 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇸🇪🇬🇭🇧🇷🇭🇹🇨🇮 @abdvlahi]

Staying on the treadmill longer than the people who got on after me

[ben weller 🪴 ✟ @flowerpotweller]

i earn far less than this. @Keir_Starmer can you help me with my bills too?

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

If you do one thing today, make sure you watch this.