David

[MLB @MLB]

We've seen knuckle curveballs ...

But a knuckle slider?!

[Kade @kadeorkhalid]

remembering my no BS, overly serious thugged out cousin watching gucci mane DVDs on his xbox and then going "you wanna see my morrowind character?" and one shotting everything with crazy fire spell he made

[David @FreddyD707]

@IncelKulak @Shanemgillis @mattwritesbooks

[SleeperPirates @SleeperPirates]

Konnor Griffin would’ve been forced to play 2 years of college baseball for what❓

[Glendale Arizona FOP Lodge 12 @GlendaleFOP12]

Boston PD looking for these two....for armed robbery of a child's lemonade stand.

Yes....a lemonade stand.

[“Bad” Billy Pratt @KILLTOPARTY]

Getting older is loving the fuck out of canned corned beef hash

[MLB @MLB]

Konnor Griffin has been outstanding for the @Pirates since a 3-for-4 game on his 20th birthday 🥳

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Dillon Thieneman is a steal for the Bears.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Billy Donovan is exiting as head coach of the Chicago Bulls after six seasons, sources tell ESPN.

[🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸 @MericaCulture]

Today in American History: 1775

Paul Revere's Midnight Ride!

On the night of April 18, 1775, silversmith and Patriot Paul Revere, along with William Dawes (and later joined by Samuel Prescott), rode from Boston to warn colonial leaders Samuel Adams and John Hancock in Lexington, Massachusetts, and alert minutemen that British troops were marching to seize weapons and supplies in Concord. Revere’s famous warning helped rouse the countryside.

The next day (April 19), this sparked the Battles of Lexington and Concord—“the shot heard round the world”—marking the start of the American Revolutionary War.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

God forbid a man park in a creek and listen to Alice In Chains

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

🚨BREAKING: New RoboCop series announced, and Bella Ramsey is rumored for the role.

[MLB @MLB]

Nine strikeouts on the day for Tatsuya Imai in his second career start 🔥

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

There's "growing momentum" that Billy Donovan could step away from Bulls after the season, per @JCowleyHoops.

[Men on Film Pod @menonfilmpod]

Missing in Action (1984) starring Chuck Norris

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

Rest in peace to the legend, Chuck Norris.

[Nicholas J. Stelzner @stelzner_n1150]

Nothing like waking up to take a piss only to find out we went to war with Iran.

[westerosies @westerosies]

HBO’s ‘A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS’ will return in 2027 with Season 2!

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

The man, the myth, the legend… he was freakin’ Snake Plissken for cryin’ out loud.

KURT RUSSELL!!