Fred Rispoli

Attorney | Trial Lawyer | Counselor

Legal services in all things Crypto
(and some car accident, slip-and-fall, medical malpractice, nursing home abuse cases)

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MAJOR CASES @hodl_law

Hodl Law v. SEC (9th Cir): Is #ETH a security?
https://t.co/FfWPNDXCNA

Woody v. Coinbase (9th Cir): @coinbase stole #SGB #Songbird from its customers (argument on 10/8/24)

Vaca v. Google (Santa Clara Co. CA): @Google negligence re @GooglePlay crypto apps

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@buticularius damn this is tight!

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@AP_Abacus Andrew she’s adorable but let me know if you need a children’s hospital connect. I know all the top surgeons that deal with pediatric boothandism.

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@missteencrypto @Delta You’re actually in an amazing spot. Head south for about 30 minutes and stay there. You might never leave, though.

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@TimDraper dawg I would but I’m trying to unload my own island there for $6.7 million…we both know the winters there just ain’t what they used to be

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@ttmygh it’s ‘merica 2026 brah dignity is for schmucks

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@JoeCarlasare If absurd privilege has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t have enough of it at any given time.

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@ogafroman Did she get offended when you told her you were actually expecting her to be more like this woman you knew from Hawaii?

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@dom_kwok @CharlesSchwab You’re gonna need to take it slow and easy in this one, Dom. Charles is 89 years old now.

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@lecternleader I used to say women were better at laundry and doing the dishes but then, one day, I had to unfortunately do both those things and realized I was better at that, too.

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@scottmelker Your dad is very proud of you…now. But he definitely wasn’t thrilled at the time when paying for your medical degree at Cornell. The promise you showed as a neurosurgeon was off the charts.

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@WhiteHouse Gulf of America will still kick Lake America’s ass!

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@scottmelker Don’t worry about the money. There are PLENTY of civil suits being brought by parents as well.

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@AbsGEC Even crazier that @johnnykrypto00 STILL hasn’t apologized for that!

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@JSeyff “What you think I rap for?
To push a fucking RAV4?!?”
- Ye fka Kanye West, Run This Town (2009)

(He also cautions against Volvos earlier in the verse)

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@zippy_da1997 @spencerpratt Terrible movie…in comparison to Part Deux.

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@VincentOshana @EnesFreedom I’m reserving judgment until I see her on the court next season. But if she brings the same energy then the WNBA gonna be lit next year!!!

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@barstoolsports That’s the energy I want from her when she’s on the court next season!

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@operationdanish @DrSiyabMD sounds like it’s time to get a third my man

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@lecternleader Hey man it was always gonna be an upwood battle. Manatee County is teeming with closet lecternophobes. You did your best, which obviously wasn’t good enough, but you left it all out on the rotunda!