The Lectern Guy🇺🇸

Prince Lectern Guy | Sovereign of the sacred lectern, monarch of magnificent monologues, chastiser of the unchastised.

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For this photo, they gave me
-75 days in federal prison
-$5,000 fine
-200 hours of community service
-1 year of supervised release

But what I took from them was their pride. I'd take that deal every time.

Happy Patriots Day.

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@Paranoidpropht I just might....

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Cats are better pets than dogs.

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@Mrgunsngear We cant all be right all of the time.

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@raisingpatriots You're doing the lord's work

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@dumbestname I did. Tasted terrible

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@WacheeWeekian Cats would help them burglar

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@wretchedmarine

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@slayorvizion @thevivafrei I see what you did there. And I belly laughed.

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@PoliticianRGay @ksauce42 I can't believe i read all of that just for you to come to the wrong conclusion

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@thereal_SnS I think I probably should have kept this opinion into myself.

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@thevivafrei I didn't have a dad. I think I just wanna be around something that doesn't love me to see if I can change their mind.

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@KevinMNelsonUSA This is a safe space.

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@Tek_Roo ...help me

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@DickFantastic4 You son of bitch

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@philthatremains There was a cat there.

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@Frozenyorks There is still time.

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@TRHLofficial I'd hate to be the person to break this pair up.

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@Unxceptable_ Hahaha

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Fine, I guess I dont have to make the bed right now.

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@PatriotMeLee Im a big softee when it comes to them. Don't mind it with dogs but these kittens melted my heart.

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@UnaFelixCulpa We are adopting a 3rd today.