Sammy C & B

I do all my own stunts

[Sammy C & B @FreddyRuckus]

Is that normal for the TSA agent to kiss me after they do a cavity search?

[Sammy C & B @FreddyRuckus]

I’m picking up Daejon Love for my fantasy team

[Sammy C & B @FreddyRuckus]

If that’s your gurl, then why is she asking me to send her videos of me doing the splits?

[Jackie Moon @JackiemoonFF]

IT'S TIME.... JACKIE'S GUYS TO WIN FANTASY CHAMPIONSHIPS HAVE ARRIVED. LET'S RIDE.

QB's
-Allen
-Hurts
-TLaw
-Purdy
-Willis

RB's
-James Cook
-Chase Brown
-Kenneth Walker
-King Henry
-Omarion Hampton
-Javonte Williams
-Travis Etienne
-Blake Corum
-Bill Croskey-Merrit
-Jonah Coleman
-MarShawn Lloyd

WR's
-Drake London
-Chris Olave
-Jaylen Waddle
-Emeka Egbuka
-Garret Wilson
-Parker Washington
-DJ Moore
-Michael Pittman
-K.C. Conception
-GB WR's (take dart throws; one will hit huge)
-Josh Downs

TE's
-Bowers (In TEP formats, he could be a league breaker)
-Mcbride
-Loveland
-Kincaid
-Goedert
-Juwan Johnson
-Brenton Strange
-AJ Barner

[Sammy C & B @FreddyRuckus]

Happy Friday everyone. Let’s keister this day

[Sammy C & B @FreddyRuckus]

Who am I? I’m your girl’s favourite exterminator buddy

[Sammy C & B @FreddyRuckus]

Sorry babe, I can’t tonight. It’s the Marmot Cup.

[Sammy C & B @FreddyRuckus]

I get where Odysseus is coming from. I’d do anything I could to get back to Anne Hathaway too

[Sammy C & B @FreddyRuckus]

One of my higbrowed colleague’s mentioned this, and I think he couldn’t be more right. The FIFA World Cup should be playef every year. It brings the world together, it’s great for the economy, and it’s a perfect excuse to booze on any given day. #FIFA #foodforthought

[Sammy C & B @FreddyRuckus]

How I look at my guiness settling mid pour

[Sammy C & B @FreddyRuckus]

Happy 4th of july to all of my American fans who’ve stuck around since day one 💯

[Sammy C & B @FreddyRuckus]

Happy Canada Day to all my canadian fans out there #TrueNorthStrongAndFree

[Sammy C & B @FreddyRuckus]

What’s worse? Having a guy masseuse? Or having your happy hour server be a guy? #upfordiscussion

[Sammy C & B @FreddyRuckus]

Since when has every chick become rufus du sol fans?

[Sammy C & B @FreddyRuckus]

I have my masters, but I just wanna grab a shovel a dig into some Georgia clay if you know what im saying

[Sammy C & B @FreddyRuckus]

@IamOfficeGamer @RUDOLPHJUNDA Get off the train tracks when the Junda express is coming in full steam. My goodness Rudy, give the kids a chance

[Sammy C & B @FreddyRuckus]

Pre-flight skylounge cabernet was calling my name @BeauBennett19 The camera doesn’t do justice to show the legs on this thing

[Sammy C & B @FreddyRuckus]

Carpe Diem guys. Let’s keister the day today

[Sammy C & B @FreddyRuckus]

If i have twin daughters. I’m gonna name them something cool like serotonin and cerebellum. They’ll both be called sarah for short

[Buzz Riptron @JoeDavi79031934]

Having 1,200 in your bank account and tweeting you’re the king of your city kinda night

[Sammy C & B @FreddyRuckus]

That level of drunk when you believe that every instagram/snap story pertains to your reply