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Lynchburg, TN. Paramore.

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@StapeAthletic So long Jim 🫡

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Cantlay definitely reads the newspaper when he takes a shit #golf

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@topher9241 @DeeksViewOG Atta boy Toph

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@harrypairofnuts @Theredbeacon @TalkinYanks Sell the team 😈

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@BigSammy2246 Michael Tang or Doc

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Might get a Fathead™️ for my apartment

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Fuck. I interviewed this kid and he was chill so we talked about summer plans, Jets/Giants, and bars the majority of the time. Now I have to debrief the head of my team and the COO in person next week. I’ll be on my bullshit that day fo sho

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Sahiiiiithhhhhh. That’s fun to say. Last name sounds like a syndrome but Sahithhhhhh is chill

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@AmiriKing Who is the gremlin walking in at :30 holy shit

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@harrypairofnuts It’s better but not 100%

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Couldn’t wait any longer for the maintenance team to fix my shower drain so I went to Home Depot today and asked for the strongest drano they have. Poured the entire 1.75L down the drain. Now we wait

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U ever scroll through your feed and mentally have a mean comment for everything u see? When I do I just close the app

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@TheGameDayMLB I am smarter than ChatGPT let’s go

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@marioagomez_1 Cashman

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@stoolpresidente Who is Jenna Marbles

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Just saw the gingiest ginger I’ve ever seen. He’s the prototype

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@Daniel_Rapaport Fade him. Easy course, drivable par 4 galore. Not even the course record

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@markeithaha Bo Jackson