Freddy

fuck outta here

[Freddy @Freddy_Fuckup]

“Motion detected at door bell” at 9pm on a school night ! Grab my gun and marches downstairs and opens door 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣 guess it was just my neighbors car leaving the driveway

[Freddy @Freddy_Fuckup]

Being a homeowner just turns you into a homebody! Shit I pay mortgage ima enjoy the peace at my house 😮‍💨

[Freddy @Freddy_Fuckup]

Ever let your late night thoughts catch of hold of ya for a sec! Then you just snap the fuck outta off it and back to business

[Freddy @Freddy_Fuckup]

@TonyTru21 Aye brotha sometimes a dad needs a break! Well deserved 💪🏾😮‍💨

[Freddy @Freddy_Fuckup]

@TonyTru21 😭🐬

[Freddy @Freddy_Fuckup]

@VivaLaSals She’s bouta make bands off all the social media platforms 🤑!

[Freddy @Freddy_Fuckup]

Aye I handled a situation great tonight! And hopefully it follows thru! But we’ll see 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Freddy @Freddy_Fuckup]

Ight I’m back 🤣

[Freddy @Freddy_Fuckup]

2 loose dogs in the neighborhood tried to run up on my son and I and my dogs in the backyard were going fuckin crazy 🤣

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

NBA YoungBoy is expected to tie Drake and Future for the third most top 10 albums among rappers in US history (15 each). Only Jay-Z and Nas have more (16 each).

[Freddy @Freddy_Fuckup]

Popped my trunk and found a 12 rack of twisted teas! Don’t know where tf they came from but shiii 🤣

[Freddy @Freddy_Fuckup]

Ain’t going to cap 🤣 work kicked my fuckin ass the past 2 nights. I’m sore as fuck 🤣🤦🏽‍♂️

[Freddy @Freddy_Fuckup]

I’m about to hit my 9 year mark on nightshift and it’s still fuck dayshift mfs even tho they outnumber us 3 to 1 🤣

[Freddy @Freddy_Fuckup]

Fuck I used to be able to work 5pm-5am then go to the gym wafted when I was 18-25 but now I’m 27 that shift hits a lil different 🤣

[Freddy @Freddy_Fuckup]

This summer can y’all please bring those “crate challenge” videos back 🤣🤣

[Freddy @Freddy_Fuckup]

I get the chills when my daughter calls me “dada”

[Freddy @Freddy_Fuckup]

This one time I got pulled over by a state trooper for a “left lane violation” this mf walks back and runs my name and shit. Comes back to the car and randomly says “so are you in a gang” 🤣 I was like wtf 🤣 I got 3 kids in the car and I’m with my bm .

[Freddy @Freddy_Fuckup]

@VivaLaSals 🙏🏽❤️

[Freddy @Freddy_Fuckup]

@serenavcxo Facts ! Going to work and seeing the sun set and then getting off work and seeing the sun rise 😭

[Freddy @Freddy_Fuckup]

@xoxo_PEREZiDENT I swear as soon as it hit that spring forward shit and we got that extra hour my allergies been going crazy 🤣🤣