Your boyfriend's gay best friend

[Your boyfriend's gay best friend @Frederick_J_]

#versatileinversailles
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[Your boyfriend's gay best friend @Frederick_J_]

What does it say about me that the type of guy that throughly entertains me for the longest time without me feigning interest is a: Recovered drug addict (like white people drugs) with a slight drinking problem, a fear of commitment, hella sarcastic and a bitch

[Your boyfriend's gay best friend @Frederick_J_]

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[Your boyfriend's gay best friend @Frederick_J_]

How old were when you realised that the "Y" in "Your man" is silent? 🌬 @ Johannesburg https://t.co/Pmby5xliO3

[Your boyfriend's gay best friend @Frederick_J_]

Remember gays, girls and everyone besides men with unwashed asses:

If they have to say its chilled it's definitely not babes that man is serial killer.

Run and don't forget to hydrated cuties.

[Your boyfriend's gay best friend @Frederick_J_]

Apprebtly I'm not the only one that thinks like this.

Check out Johnny Sibilly's video! #TikTok https://t.co/iRFRFO1c6d

[Your boyfriend's gay best friend @Frederick_J_]

Not me hustling for an uber home from a crack head's Airbnb at 10.45, when check out is at 11.

They said keep your enemies close but this seems personal now babes.

[Your boyfriend's gay best friend @Frederick_J_]

If I didn't congratulate you, the congratulations is not due.
Respect yourself man.
Respect me man.

[Your boyfriend's gay best friend @Frederick_J_]

Do you know what struggle nobody talks about. Being the last at the party with an awkward host.

Meanwhile, your main bitch is tripping on some hectic indoor.

[Your boyfriend's gay best friend @Frederick_J_]

Sometimes we should reinvent the wheel man.

[Your boyfriend's gay best friend @Frederick_J_]

Have you ever thought about how some people will look completely unprepared in a selfie. But they are alone. Which would logically mean they were the one who took the photo.

You get me ? Like who surprised who?

[zah 🇵🇸 @zahhsallie_]

online learning in a country with no electricity but still the same academic pressure ? what a joke.

[Your boyfriend's gay best friend @Frederick_J_]

How is it this early and I'm already this stressed?

[Your boyfriend's gay best friend @Frederick_J_]

Tell me why I change my hair every time I'm overwhelmed.

As if my responsibilities won't recognize me with new hair.

[Your boyfriend's gay best friend @Frederick_J_]

People really don't understand the violence of your degree unless they are doing your degree.

[Your boyfriend's gay best friend @Frederick_J_]

If only this applied to good grades...

[meraki @edrielnacario]

once you stop looking, things will find you.

[Your boyfriend's gay best friend @Frederick_J_]

Sometimes I just feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind.
Academically

[Your boyfriend's gay best friend @Frederick_J_]

Why do lecturers feel the need to include their small talk sessions in the recording of the lecture?

Mam. I'm not HR. It's not my business why you're going on leave.
Stay focused please. We don't have the time.

[Your boyfriend's gay best friend @Frederick_J_]

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[Your boyfriend's gay best friend @Frederick_J_]

History was made.