Complain Jane

I want a Long Island iced tea and for you to shut the fuck up

[Complain Jane @FreeBobbyy]

Call me Betty Crocker

[Complain Jane @FreeBobbyy]

RIP cool mint Juul pods I think about you all the time baby 🫶🏽

[Rob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!) @therlwrites]

IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES

[Complain Jane @FreeBobbyy]

I know sodas bad and I shouldn’t drink it but I’d sell my little brother for a can of Dr Pepper right now idc

[leon @skyferrori]

ashley tisdale in 2004:

[Complain Jane @FreeBobbyy]

“I don’t even run from the police anymore THATS how out of shape I am” 😭😭

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Hope this makes your day a little better.

[y2k @y2kpopart]

the director said: "one more take and we send to Disney!"

but she heard: "Toxic but make it Disney"

[Complain Jane @FreeBobbyy]

Nothing like the bills not playing today so I didn’t have to take a Xanax for breakfast

[Complain Jane @FreeBobbyy]

Stop getting a dog and then complaining you don’t have time for the dog YOU decided to adopt. Now all of a sudden you don’t have time for the dog who you’ve had for years? Now the dog has to leave its home? Because you’re selfish? So fucking cruel I hate people so much sometimes

[Complain Jane @FreeBobbyy]

Can we agree that Landon was the most insufferable character to ever be on Southern Charm????

[Complain Jane @FreeBobbyy]

Nah this is crazy 😂😂😂

[angel ⟡ @aangelalcaraz]

Uber driver asked if I’m “one of them transgenders” while being dressed up as Waffle House Lana Del Rey

[Complain Jane @FreeBobbyy]

@SorryItsAmari Me the other day I was in tears bro

[Complain Jane @FreeBobbyy]

It’s weird that people think their dog is the cutest even though it’s impossible because Bandit the Prince is obviously the most handsomebobandsome pup to ever walk the earth

[Complain Jane @FreeBobbyy]

Phish 1 Dez -147

[Complain Jane @FreeBobbyy]

The way my 45 yr old bf and 7lb chihuahua just plop and start snoring….peaceful i love these boyz

[janks @jmjanks]

This girl found a note folded up in the back of her dad’s drawer after he died and it said “only open after my death” and she was so scared to open it, and when she did it was the secret to beat the Cracker Barrel peg game lol

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Sabrina Carpenter on being criticized for her outfits at the ‘Short n' Sweet’ Tour:

“to that I just say, don't come to the show and that’s OK.”

[culture @notgwendalupe]

OKAY LINDSAY LOHAN

[Complain Jane @FreeBobbyy]

@BravesAshland Imagine your fav chapstick is in the other car that would ruin my whole ass day