BrokenGumballMachine

Owner/Designer/Creator at Broken Gumball Machine LLC
he/him #BLACKLIVESMATTER

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Lost in all the lies and conspiracies is the fact that a large portion of Americans believe there’s a group of people so desperately hungry they’ve resorted to eating household pets and their response is “deport them!” or “lock them up!” rather than “let’s get them some food.”

[Wonky Muse @wonkymuse]

May we all be fortunate enough to love and be loved by a child like Gus Walz.

[BrokenGumballMachine @FreeGumballs]

@joyoladokun I want to be well - Sufjan Stevens.

[BrokenGumballMachine @FreeGumballs]

I’ve never had a Frosty in my entire life. Glad to confess that.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

A version of Christianity that tramples the poor and marginalized in favor of the rich and powerful is a religion completely at odds with the teachings of Jesus.

[BrokenGumballMachine @FreeGumballs]

@GamewithDave

[BrokenGumballMachine @FreeGumballs]

@TheRochaSays This is a confusing and bizarre choice. I hate it. I don’t even care about “seeing what they do with it.” There’s a ton of other actors that could’ve had this role. We love RDJ because of what he brought to Tony. I’m not interested in seeing what he brings to Doom.

[BrokenGumballMachine @FreeGumballs]

@AriMelber @itsavibe 💀

[BrokenGumballMachine @FreeGumballs]

@naima @stickermule Same. I’m out.

[BrokenGumballMachine @FreeGumballs]

The most stressful part about watching this season of #TheBearFX is seeing Carmy throw away all that Wagyu because it wasn’t “fired correctly.”

[BrokenGumballMachine @FreeGumballs]

“No Crocodile, don’t eat that poor deer!” I screamed at the television while eating my double cheeseburger with bacon and a lamb chop underneath.

[BrokenGumballMachine @FreeGumballs]

@elonmuskADO

[BrokenGumballMachine @FreeGumballs]

@Getthebagcoach @Drake has to release The Heart Part 6 God to respond to the timestamp

[BrokenGumballMachine @FreeGumballs]

Elementary School Teachers: “Hey kids, do you want to learn a song about an elderly woman who keeps swallowing animals to retrieve the other animals and they keep getting larger and larger until she eventually dies?”

[BrokenGumballMachine @FreeGumballs]

I like the way Canadians say “Yahoo.” It’s less“Yah-who” and more “Yeah-who.”

[BrokenGumballMachine @FreeGumballs]

Selling a God Bless the USA Bible for $59.99 is some sick work.

[SiR @inglewoodSiR]

My new album HEAVY out tonight! Tell a friend 9pm/pst ⛓️🚨

[BrokenGumballMachine @FreeGumballs]

@RealEmirHan

[BrokenGumballMachine @FreeGumballs]

@CoyJandreau Collider Heroes! I’m a life long sweaty as well 🤓

[BrokenGumballMachine @FreeGumballs]

God bless the retail employees who don’t have enough support, are underpaid, and get yelled at by customers who leave their crappy Starbucks lavender matcha on the shelves and keep suggesting they “hire more people,” but still continue to smile. You deserve more.