Had I known that the lady next to me on this flight to Dallas would be so chatty I wouldโve skipped the anti-diarrhea pill and let nature do its worst. #NoGoodDeed
Whether I arrive at the airport way too early or have an unexpected delay I amuse myself by walking into the restroom after people get off of a long flight and yell โLet em rip, boys!โ
Just experienced the worst flight in all my years of traveling. This airline found a delay for everything and caused us to miss our flight home. You suck @united
Just heard one girl tell a rather larger girl to โget your cutchie cutters outta my kids faceโ while standing in line for a kids roller coaster. Disney really IS the happiest place on Earth! #Disneyland#ThanksForTheMemories