SmutVillain

The world’s strongest millionaire

[SmutVillain @FreeIceCreamNYC]

Elon Musk just paid $44 billion for something that everyone gives him for free the second he turns around- the bird.

[SmutVillain @FreeIceCreamNYC]

@elonmusk just paid $44 billion for something that everyone gives him for free the second he turns around- the bird.

[SmutVillain @FreeIceCreamNYC]

I don’t remember it raining this much when Eric Adame was in charge of the weather. @NY1

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@bucky_sinister @pattonoswalt Who is going to assemble this??

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#brooklyn #nyc #11232 #carlosmenchaca #nypd @cmenchaca @NYPDShea @BilldeBlasio

[Johanna Sarson @JohannaSarson]

@cmenchaca 26th st. needs your help! These trucks at 214 26th st. operate all hours (they left at 3am and 5:30am last night) 7 days a week! The whole block is awoken by them! Dozens of 311 complaints but no action. Something must be done!

[SmutVillain @FreeIceCreamNYC]

@avisualtinkle That’s like being an atheist priest.

[SmutVillain @FreeIceCreamNYC]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Doctors say that loss of smell is one of the first signs of having Coronavirus. So you guys are fine. Ya stink.

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@Sensodyne_US 😥

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#SensodyneforIceCream 🍦free ice cream!

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@hqtrivia DWSone

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Appalled by the service @Jeep Recall repair has taken a week and they won't approve a rental. Also they crashed my car in the shop.

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@larrywilmore #NightlyShow Your hologram joke makes no sense. Holograms moving is the point of having holograms..

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Zoom In: Warehouse Graffiti In Red Hook - ANIMAL http://t.co/EfzDYhOgQP

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@archiveglobal I better win this raffle.

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I rarely tweet but @almadrigal hates being on @midnight he must "get" jokes.

[SmutVillain @FreeIceCreamNYC]

#EsuranceSave30 worth a shot!

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@DelsNYC Will do. I couldn't be more excited about this.

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@DelsNYC Just left Dumbo! If you're heading back to BK I'm meeting up with a bunch of Rhode Islanders at Abilene on Court St...

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@DelsNYC I'm in Dumbo.. Where are you?