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[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary

[Ana Escobar @AnaEscobarShow]

At what point does it become treason

[dennis @basedondennis]

i have a serious case of untreated car autism and im not joking look At all the times i’ve doxxed all my oomfs cars

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Loudly exclaiming to the guys at work "Yall know me - I'm gonna keep it 100 percent real!”, though my workplace reputation is largely defined by my cowardly penchant for bald faced lies and blame shifting

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I think about this tweet Often

[Spaceflight Now @SpaceflightNow]

Here's our video of the explosion at Launch Complex 36. It happened about 9 pm ET (0100 UTC) as Blue Origin was beginning a static fire test of its New Glenn rocket.

Watch live views: https://t.co/tm2wZQmAVD

[autist @litteralyme0]

“No bro I don't wanna get on the game tn”

[rover @roving_brah]

People always say about hunting/fishing “oh I bet you feel like such a big man killing poor defenseless animals” honestly no bro the animals are smarter than me 90% of the time it actually makes me feel like a retard

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Thank you I will adjust accordingly

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

I have never felt more out of the loop than when seeing this photo of several men getting IVs to prepare for a Drake album release, where it is assumed I perfectly understand what they are doing and why

[wanye @xwanyex]

My theory with guys like this is that they don't ever really think in the abstract about right and wrong. They aren't, like, natural Kantians or utilitarians, or anything else.

Everything is interpersonal.

So what explains his reaction here? Note how he keeps pointing out that the other guy has on headphones. In his mind, that guy shouldn't be bothered by his speaker. He's got headphones on! Since there's no reason he should be personally bothered, and since there's no concern in the abstract, he concludes that the guy is testing him.

He even asks him something like, "do you think I'm a punk?" He thinks that what's going on is that the other guy is trying to alpha dog him. From his point of view, he was just minding his own business and this other man tried to assert dominance.

It's all interpersonal.

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

[Redkacheek @redkacheek]

FREE THIS MAN

[frye @___frye]

has RFK tried just coughing really hard

[Istra of Glome @byistra]

This G.K. Chesterton quote I return to weekly

[street hater @street_Hater]

movies my dad likes: take the key to the rendezvous point. or the tesseract will be compromised

movies my mom likes: and that was when i saw him. the wealthy molester

[Jackson Dahl @jacksondahl]

This is the most fun I've had reading text in a long time.

And by fun, I mean I non-subtly laughing out loud on an airplane at least 5 times.

Just marvelous stuff happening here.

[Atlas Press @realAtlasPress]

Rudyard Kipling, does he ever miss?