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Recovering Republican

Make Democrats Not Gay Again

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@trouble_man90 She's actually John Fetterman in reverse and this bloc will singlehandedly run the Democrats in a few cycles.

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@kylegriffin1 Tonight, the world is his oyster.

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@ettingermentum Gray Davis speedrun (NEW WORLD RECORD)

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@Real_Politik101 Pratt has right-Mamdani energy behind him but nobody will understand this until October.

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@jwilcox79 This is such an absolute insane idea that it would actually save this country. Preferably they'll waste time talking about it before saying fuck it and doing this as close to the midterms as possible.

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@DrewPavlou Because they're all this voter by now including myself.

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@electionsjoe FDR but everything is busted and rotting after his admin and his goofy redneck middle America VP doesn't win the election.

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@theoluminati too much of an advantage to show my face

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@magills_ It is more personal and weird by 2026 standards to text a student rather than send emails yet the fact that there aren't already 9000 allegations against Talarico being boosted on X everywhere tells me he did nothing improper.

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@BULLETSYMPHONY It's not just on its last legs-- it's an enshittified, slop laden shell of it's former self.

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T-minus a month before the parties begin arguing that the other side doesn't love the "working stiffs" of America as much as they do.

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Politicians referring to the average citizen as the little man.

Something you don't hear as much of anymore.

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@EricLDaugh Wait who's really against building data centers? Building data centers to compete with China's surveillance system?
It's not the Dems.

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@TerryMoran @ByronYork The most brutal and real conspiracy redpill of all is that there is no conspiracy

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@MccainGOP Knowing now which matchups came after four and eight years later, 2016 was probably the dumbest time to be a faithless elector.

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@EWErickson We already had George Santos, Lauren Boebert, and Bob Menendez, we don't need another 100 of them in the news cycle.

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@johnnymaga Legend has it that Donald Trump is actually a Red Sox fan and played for them under a false name, Carl Yastrzemski. Anybody who disagrees has TDS and is a fake Republican.

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@AustinHoney30 I choose to believe they've all Flanderized themselves to that level and are ok with being like that.

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@CameronCorduroy The left can't conspiracy, they can only steal the right's epic theories.

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The concept of it all starting and ending with the White House Correspondents' Dinner is too insane to think a great deal about.

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@elonmusk @mattvanswol erm it is actually a constitutional republic you see

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@GuntherEagleman the streak continues...