Random McDudepants

I don't always wear pants, but when I do, they're random.

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@pawelwargan 🤣

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@OhMelodylane @ChrisMartzWX Primates should not be allowed to operate heavy machinery. Period.

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@loud_socialist The only reason we segregate by gender is to keep the men from being embarrassed! This must end! Everyone should have to earn a spot on a genderless open team.

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@sandibachom I know for a fact that they draw straws to see who gets to be the next shooter.

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@davepl1968 You're playing on a red and black board.

Your opinions about chess are worthless.

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@Rainmaker1973 What the hell does "would have been impossible" mean?

In a world ruled by a giant superintelligent beaver, danish is not consumed.

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@iowahawkblog Congress should demand that the league give them back their roller skates!

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@xwanyex Sue.
Violates "takings" clause.
SC will strike down all.

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@physicsgeek They had to give him what he would have made in 6 years of insider trading. In the ballpark of $40M.

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@Rainmaker1973 It doesn't, and that's why he throws it slightly ahead, not straight up.

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@JessicaTarlov Being a rapist is a symptom for being a sociopath.

Now we'll get a sociopath with different symptoms.

Yay!

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@FrankLuntz Never thought a rapist could be such a pussy!

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@FoxNews This tragic. They will replace him with a (different) sociopath, who hides it better.

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@TWOTIMESABITCH The intersection of the sets <non-rapist> and <wants power over others that comes with being in congress> is the empty set.

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@washingtonpost He ain't bein' replaced.

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@em_Lazzy They gave it to him because he's so handsome. For being handsome.

As an ugly fuck, you struggle with that.

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@LasgunSunflower What the fuck?

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@legitbrittFLA Besides, E. Jean Carroll says women want to be raped. So he should nail (down) the women voters.

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@JillFilipovic No, it isn't.

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@KyleKulinski That what he SAYS. What he wants is $38M... what he would make off insider trading as a senator.