Michael Bertram

Constant orator of "How in the hell is this happening?" Keeper of simple logic, common sense, and reality (on my mother's side).

[Michael Bertram @FreebirdMike11]

@RepJackKimble I didn’t know that Elaine was a Hindu.

[Michael Bertram @FreebirdMike11]

@JRRothschild13 @RpsAgainstTrump The bar line would continue on the other side of Mitch’s finger. But there’s none.

[Michael Bertram @FreebirdMike11]

@_____JM________ @Filamagnum @realdanfreeman An example of those attacks that cost billions of dollars would be __________?

[Michael Bertram @FreebirdMike11]

@DavidD41044 @StealMyPic @TomCottonAR Having 2 sets of books - one to show lenders and one to show regulators - is hardly a “bookkeeping error.”

[Michael Bertram @FreebirdMike11]

@atrupar When I hear a VP deny that Iran will receive billions of dollars as part of a U.S.-Iran agreement, I wonder.....

No, I actually say "Oh, it's J.D. Of course that's happening."

[Michael Bertram @FreebirdMike11]

@RepJackKimble It's when they take off their hijab that they are the most sneakiest.

[Michael Bertram @FreebirdMike11]

@Sammy_canada2 @jamiljivani @SzydloCarol The petition is again wrong (and obviously drafted by someone who barely got out of elementary school). If you want to prove your point, then find the actual government source that states this.

[Michael Bertram @FreebirdMike11]

@RandPaul Well, it’s a good thing that Trump closed the border and that helped prices go back down to pre-Biden levels and…

Oh, wait…

[Michael Bertram @FreebirdMike11]

@FoodProfessor The investigation can start at the source of the issue…

[Michael Bertram @FreebirdMike11]

@Sammy_canada2 @jamiljivani @SzydloCarol Well, it’s a good thing he’s wrong, right? Canadian Multicultural Day is separate from Canada Day. You must be just itching to admit his mistake.

[Michael Bertram @FreebirdMike11]

@RepJackKimble Don’t forget the lavish devotion to a “fearless leader.”

[Michael Bertram @FreebirdMike11]

@TomCottonAR Hey everyone, I’m Tom Cotton’s self-awareness. Sorry I’m late, did I miss anything?

[Michael Bertram @FreebirdMike11]

@RpsAgainstTrump We’re 0-1 since changing the name of the DOD.

[Michael Bertram @FreebirdMike11]

@DublinskiDan @AwesomeNewsom Like claiming vandals cut a 350’ slit down the center of the 24 hour camera-surveyed reflecting pool?

[Michael Bertram @FreebirdMike11]

@ryguystpete @rboonie1961 @move2center @WalshFreedom Not anymore. They are approaching 25% immigrant population, and the native population does include about 2% indigenous Norwegian peoples.

[Michael Bertram @FreebirdMike11]

@magachrchpastr @RepJackKimble "Are you a satire? You have to tell me if you are."

[Michael Bertram @FreebirdMike11]

@RepJackKimble Wait....you're half man, half goat?

[Michael Bertram @FreebirdMike11]

@jesspion @RpsAgainstTrump @grok True, but the "All right. You've covered your ass" response still resonates.

[Michael Bertram @FreebirdMike11]

@jesspion @RpsAgainstTrump @grok Sure it was…..but GWB decided to ignore the threat assessment given to him.